The Neo Classical Dude

Where reblog chains go to die

[southernsideofme]

[the-stressed-pa-s-deactivated20]

This gives me unnecessary amounts of anxiety

[cosmic-jedi-knight]

The triple door and the uncomfertable mug really ain’t that bad tho.

[headspace-hotel]

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

[runyons6]

[llatimeria]

Please buy this game bundle. It’s $5 (or more if you want) for literally 700 video games, tabletop games, not to mention game engines and assets. All proceeds are going to the NAACP and Community Bail Fund, split 50/50.

Night in the Woods and Oneshot are both in it, not to mention literally hundreds of other cool indie games I haven’t played yet that look really cool and promising. 

Also I’d like to reiterate it is $5 minimum for over $3,400 worth of content, which is just fucking insane.

[femmelesbianmemes]

butches who have deep or raspy voices literally transcendant PLEASE try to tell me anything hotter

[multisoda]

lmao we're fetshizing ppl who cut meat as a job now ?? okay

[multisoda]

read that wrong

[bretzkysbs]

It looks pissed

[fallout-lou-begas]

You’ve made your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is…the game was rigged from the start.

[notkatniss]

me

[outburstm-deactivated20170814]

“A friend of mine says that one defines a punk as opposed to one or another form of oppression. I’m tired of people’s generalizations and stereotypes about Muslim girls. Therefore, I am punk.” Tesnim Sayar, Denmark

[misfitreindeer-deactivated20160]

thst is literally the tightest shit i have ever seen

[grumpquoteoftheday]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Illustrations by Carlos Palma Cruchaga

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nerdjpg]

Walking in on dad trading stocks

[unnervinglyferal]

I got bored so I decided to draw a gal

[romansroys]

literally just the office if it were set in a kitchen

[lawfulneurotic]

GABY

[liddle-king-trashmouth]

The pan over to Gaby is incredible

[dilfgmancoolatta]

youve heard of “press f to pay respects” now get ready for

[secretaryofdarkness]

Never seen a button prompt in a video game that asked so politely. I think I WILL press O to spend time with the boys, thank you very much

[kuueater]

[roseverdict]

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

[nostalgicgifs]

[thefrozennhorizon-deactivated20]

Icon ❤️

[an-american-whore]

Wanna remind y'all that Bea Arthur actually opened a homeless shelter for LGBT+ youth in NYC