How the Hell did I end up like this?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

Please unmute this

[waywardexpressions]

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

[shoeknight]

[avakkins-restored]

LiPPSグラビア

[saralou23]

[highdio]

🎩 Happy Birthday Will Zeppeli!! 🍷

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mythosphere]

[chrisflemingslegs]

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

[an-ace-up-your-sleeve]

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

[firelxdykatara]

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

[cockyroaches]

[deactivated-blog]

LIPPS

[castlewyvern]

Banned German Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Commercial.

[brundle-bambi]

ASASMDISJDJDLDFDJNCKJNDJCNDNSKSNASJAAJSJSHSSKKAK

[pro-gay]

alright which one of ur tumblr freaks is writing commercials for Germany

[menomica]

[ironchefwookie]

[silversketchouse]

My lifesaver drawing from yesterday. I was in shit mood whole day D: Golden Boy <3

[gahdamnpunk]

[minalovebot]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[perfectblue7]

[lakesdeadblog-deactivated202009]

i dont remember who suggested to me a comic abt the meguca crew playing mario kart but 

[keybladesoras]

That moment Donald Duck became the most powerful Black Mage in all of Final Fantasy lore.

[mousouchuu-v2]

[jacintomanny-deactivated2020012]

#og himbo

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[jedi-whovian24601]

And this is a great example of informational conformity