tomorrow never knows best

Wheel. A rotating wheel. Turning an axle. Grinding. Bolthead. Linear gearbox. Falling sky. Seven holy stakes. A docked ship. A portal to another world. A thin rope tied to a thick rope. A torn harness. Parabolic gearbox. Expanding universe. Time controlled by slipping cogwheels. Existence of God. Swimming with open water in all directions. Drowning. A prayer written in blood. A prayer written in time-devouring snakes with human eyes. A thread connecting all living human eyes. A kaleidoscope of holy stakes. Exponential gearbox. A sky of exploding stars. God disproving the existence of God. A wheel rotating in six dimensions. Forty gears and a ticking clock. A clock that ticks one second for every rotation of the planet. A clock that ticks forty times every time it ticks every second time. A bolthead of holy stakes tied to the existence of a docked ship to another world. A kaleidoscope of blood written in clocks. A time-devouring prayer connecting a sky of forty gears and open human eyes in all directions. Breathing gearbox. Breathing bolthead. Breathing ship. Breathing portal. Breathing snakes. Breathing God. Breathing blood. Breathing holy stakes. Breathing human eyes. Breathing time. Breathing prayer. Breathing sky. Breathing wheel.

[athetos]

Milton from the Joker Kermit Emo Wiccan Blood-Drinking Roommate Saga is my blorbo I think he should be waterboarded

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[i-am-a-fish]

none | none | stick

none | stick | string

stick | none | string

run :)

WHAT THE HELL !

YOU CAN'T JUST FISHING POLE SOMEONE'S ASK BOX !!!!!!!

[anewbeninging-deactivated202601]

Is this loss?

[i-am-a-fish]

NO IT'S FUCKING

[despazito]

fucking stupid

[neon-winter]

POV you're an American wookcock

[jetix]

Trees And Forests, Hiromi Hayakashi

[strange-aeons]

Excavating this website with my nails and teeth for dashcon content

[strange-aeons]

Don’t worry. I found the PowerPoint slides from the omegaverse panel

[soemy-yuka]

[powerburial]

Slurp on my gurt

- Gurt

Do you know its purp?

- Gurt

Do they put you in the dirt?

- Purp

Do they put you in a shirt?

- Purp

Where do they put you?

- In the dirt

Where do they put you?

- In a shirt

Say that three times fast

- Put me in the dirt put me in a shirt put me in the dirt put me in a shirt put me in the dirt put me in a shirt

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[toskarin]

lucario in skyrim

[poley-world-draw]

I hope...

[rhiimera]

thank you and farewell

[garblegarden]

"Your other fragments went off to see a new galaxy. I bet they've turned into a big, beautiful comet by now."

"You think so? I hope they can brighten someone's day."

[red-dia]

Houseki no Kuni, Chapter 1 -> 108

[momentary-moss]

Happy Ending

[yookikiku]

“They were a kind child”

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[naamahdarling]

We pay in other ways.

[yamada-ryo]

[s-lycopersicum]

"Nijika Does a Magic Trick"