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Dungeon Master and Homebrewer. He/Him, BLM, Fascists can fuck right off. https://linktr.ee/nerdknowledgepool/

[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[comicaurora]

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

[nerdknowledgepool]

If the universe were half as kind to the inept and altruistic as it is to the inept and cruel I would be king of this world. A king of clowns, but king all the same. I would rule with an iron fist tucked into one of those giant foam fingers. Anywho, here's a bird skull I poured and painted.

[nerdknowledgepool]

Guy who likes spoonerisms writing an impreg fic of Little Shop of Horrors where Seymour is genderswapped:

🎵 Seed me Femour🎵

[saltasauruskei]

Come join the Strawhats we have:

an asexual, who treats the laws of physics as suggestions;

a swordsman who loves putting things in his mouth;

the lesbian they'd both be literally lost without;

a paradoxically attractive bisexual with a girl back home;

a dude who spent 2 years literally running from his sexuality;

a literal reindeer;

hot and smart cishet autistic woman;

a trans allegory;

queer elder (with cane-sword)

someone's activist uncle.

[nerdknowledgepool]

Reblogging because Jimbei and I are both spec'd into "someone's activist uncle" builds.

[byjove]

out of the fucking way gayboy, I need a girl who also struggles to tell left from right so neither of us feel inferior. dickhead

[nerdknowledgepool]

I only date women who are smarter than me because I model my relationship dynamics off of 90's-00's CBS sitcoms.

[oplastuff]

OPLA Season 2

FIRST Look at BROOK (Martial T. Batchamen) | Behind The Scenes of ONE PIECE Season 2

From What's on Netflix Twitter/X Account

[nerdknowledgepool]

Brook looks so cool. I'm freaking out.

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

[nerdknowledgepool]

I fucking love etymology.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[pantserspen]

First Person Sentence Starters besides 'I'

Action and Movement ✏ Running down the alley, breath burned my lungs. ✏ Fingers tightened around the handle. ✏ The door slammed behind me. ✏ Blood soaked through my sleeve before I noticed.

Emotion and Internal State ✏ Fear crept in slowly, unwelcome and familiar. ✏ Guilt settled heavy in my chest. ✏ Relief came too late. ✏ Anger rose sharp and sudden.

Sensory Focus ✏ The smell of smoke filled the room. ✏ Cold air scraped my skin. ✏ The floor vibrated beneath my feet. ✏ A metallic taste coated my tongue.

Observation and Setting ✏ The streetlights flickered like dying stars. ✏ Shadows crowded the corners of the room. ✏ Rain hammered the pavement outside. ✏ Silence stretched between us.

Memory and Thought ✏ Every mistake led back to this moment. ✏ The memory refused to stay buried. ✏ Doubt whispered its familiar warnings. ✏ Hope felt dangerous now.

Dialogue Adjacent Openers ✏ “Don’t look back,” echoed in my head. ✏ The last thing he said still hurt. ✏ Words failed before they reached my mouth. ✏ A lie waited on my tongue.

Body Reactions ✏ Hands shook despite my effort to stay calm. ✏ Breath caught halfway in. ✏ Muscles locked in place. ✏ Nausea rolled through me.

Time and Transition ✏ By morning, everything had changed. ✏ Moments later, the regret hit. ✏ That night rewrote everything. ✏ Too late, the truth became clear.

[thewatcher727]

Writing Description Notes:

Updated 19th October 2025 More writing tips, review tips & writing description notes

Dialogue Tags

Facial Expressions

Masking Emotions

Smiles/Smirks/Grins

Eye Contact/Eye Movements

Blushing

Voice/Tone

Body Language/Idle Movement

Thoughts/Thinking/Focusing/Distracted

Silence

Memories

Happy/Content/Comforted

Love/Romance

Sadness/Crying/Hurt

Confidence/Determination/Hopeful

Surprised/Shocked

Guilt/Regret

Disgusted/Jealous

Uncertain/Doubtful/Worried

Anger/Rage

Laughter

Confused

Speechless/Tongue Tied

Fear/Terrified

Mental Pain

Physical Pain

Tired/Drowsy/Exhausted

Eating

Drinking

Warm/Hot

Cold/Freezing

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[whatacartouchebag]

Crawling out of my hole to remind people that with this current update to Firefox (version 144) they've gone and dumped in their lot with a buncha lil AI tools, namely Perplexity as a new search engine.

So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:

In the url bar, type in about:config

It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.

One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:

browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.

The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.

Edit: This wildly broke containment for a post that was supposed to be me basically ranting and grumbling like an old man on my porch to my homies. If I’ve inspired you to follow through with this, peachy. That was mildly intended. Better yet, I hope I’ve spurred a buncha you on to do your own bit of digging and research.

If you were one of today’s lucky ten thousand to learn something new, I hope you keep doing it. I won’t be here to hold your hand through it, as I simply don’t have the time nor spoons for it, so I implore you to go down your own rabbit hole and chase knowledge with wild abandon.

[eggseventy]

discord's new terms of service DO have a mandatory arbitration clause for the United States and Canada, you have 30 days to opt out by emailing an opt out notice to [email protected]. this has been your standard "for the love of god do not waive your right to a jury trial under any circumstances" notice

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[m0unta1ndude]

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

so who’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

That’s right 👍🏻

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

that’s strange

[you-say-that-so-often]

No, he’s on second.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

[cplus902]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Who?

[tornadointhetundra]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

So Naturally is the first baseman?

[tornadointhetundra]

No. The first baseman is Who.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

[tornadointhetundra]

House is on Third.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

[tornadointhetundra]

Who’s on first!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is horrible

[tornadointhetundra]

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

[wrenchinator-central]

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

[i-amsoup]

This whole thing is evil. I love it

[evilwizard]

you have to kill Nazis. you have to kill Fascists. this didn’t use to be controversial. my grandpa killed so many Fascists, man. and it was objectively morally correct of him to do so. the instant you start spouting some “we are the superior race” nonsense, you deserve to be killed badly. the instant you stop treating every human being with respect for their basic rights you have given up the right to claim humanity