[pangeasoftware]

“Clavicular has dysphoria“ that’s literally a fucking Nazi loser

Two unambiguously true statements. Are you brave enough to draw a causal relationship between them?

[mikumiotics]

maybe they arent but I am. Having dysphoria doesnt make being a predatory manosphere grifter nazi ok. Nor does it mean people are not morally correct to clown on this dude, who fully deserves to be made fun of for trying to profit off of other people's dysmorphia/body issues/low self esteem!

Like you can show some respect to the tragedy of this figure and the world that spawned him, while also recognizing that he does not deserve sympathy or leniency for his own fucking actions. like. god forbid people make fun of the bone hammer nazi guy because he might have dysmorphia.

Lots of people have dysmorphia and don't become a manosphere grifter about it.

[pangeasoftware]

jacking off to depictions of a 16 year old anime girl is also not okay, but i don't think that stops you

[nullwronskian]

This is such a weird fucking response to someone talking about Clavicular??? I dont get it, do people not agree with trans women anymore, they just go straight to pedojacketing now??

[comegetyoursister]

mfw i call a random hatsune miku fan a pedophile because she’s a trans woman and thinks nazis are in fact bad.

[slopmaster9000]

[nerdlog]

Posting this for when I graduate

[kirikomamura]

[kirikomamura]

[unpeeled-human]

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Like when youre horny but you have no one to sleep with you can just jork it. I can't do anything if I want sushi

[oddbookreport]

[mapsontheweb]

Percentage of people who think the situation in their country is “good”

Source: Eurostat 2022

by amazing__maps/instagram

[nerdlog]

Here is a map of policies in Europe. As you can see, it has the same shapes as the other map. This means my political views are objectively correct.

[mapsontheweb]

Percentage of people who think the situation in their country is “good”

Source: Eurostat 2022

by amazing__maps/instagram

[nerdlog]

Here is a map of policies in Europe. As you can see, it has the same shapes as the other map. This means my political views are objectively correct.

[malibuklaus]

[malibuklaus]

[koko2unite]

actually let them cook

[nerdlog]

The white wolf and the chocolate chip wolf sharing in some r&r.

[sovietnam]

[thickness-protection-program]

Hold on I gotta try something brb

[thickness-protection-program]

👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿bad👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿

[bismuth-soup]

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

[nerdlog]

They're not "random noises" your friend wants to fill up on gas and hoagies

[queer-as-city-folk]

Welcome to the tumblr point and click adventure, just tell me what to interact with and I will respond

Frame 1:

[phoenixisnthere]

*Clicks on the basket under the bedside table*

[queer-as-city-folk]

So that's where my wallet went, huh

[artistic-arteries]

Pocket the wallet, open the journal

[queer-as-city-folk]

It's empty but the wallet has about $25 in it

[the-ladyguinevere]

Doodle a train

[queer-as-city-folk]

STAMP OBTAINED

[greentrapped]

return to room

[queer-as-city-folk]

[yallheardofsnakes]

Obtain Kirby

[queer-as-city-folk]

Kirby Obtained

[tagiscool]

Eat the cartridge

[queer-as-city-folk]

Ew

Tastes bad

[idiotic-b-gilson]

Return to room, examine bookshelf

[queer-as-city-folk]

That is certainly several books

[nerdlog]

Sort the books in ROYGBIV order

[queer-as-city-folk]

If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??

[queer-as-city-folk]

Nobody would even miss I-71 if some bacteria just fucking ate it

[queer-as-city-folk]

Really?? You'll Eat I-71 for me? <3

[cozy2000]

accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth

[amygdalae]

superpizzaman.com

[campyvillain]

this guy is a hypnospace outlaw website given a human body

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[memimic]

Life Burst - Level 4 Abjuration

Unleash a surge of vitality, restoring health, granting vigor, and sparking recovery. Perfect for rallying allies in the thick of battle, this spell turns the tide with a powerful pulse of life itself!

Art by Midjourney

[nerdlog]

Not only have you never picked up a pencil but it seems you've never picked up a Players Handbook either. First, there's no classes, so the spell automatically can't be used by any classes. Second, there's no concentration and it is an instant cast; this means the spell will play out in its entirety even if the cleric dies or teleports away. This means that for 10 rounds the target will gain 1d6 hp automatically, essentially making PCs immortal since even at 1 hp you can take your turn. In 4 turns you can cast this on the entire party and outlast any combat the DM has made.

Outside of combat, it heals 3d8+10d6 hp, or around 46 hp. For context, mass cure wounds is a level higher and gives only 5d8 (20) hp to multiple targets, so it heals 2 people less than the AI spell.

It's fitting you brand yourself as a mimic

[dailyquests]

Assassinate Him.