S-Tier Dumbass

She/Her // more of a concept than a person really // older than I ever thought I’d get to be // terrible news, i have a new interest (you will not be spared)

[http-tempted]

when you listen to a song and it gives you inspiration to daydream an answer to the plot hole in the story building inside your head

[catilinas]

everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.

here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)

get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7

[ex-libris-craux]

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

[lestis]

[teaboot]

I make them guess

[baddywronglegs]

I can't let astrology fans know my birthday because I am, to my chagrin, apparently a textbook example of my star-sign, and I don't want to give them the ammunition of a data point in their favour.

[gloomy444ngel-deactivated202403]

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[asteroidtroglodyte]

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

[scary-ivy]

Baby's first rotating blorbos

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Y’all are great I love y’all

[tineid]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Everyone say “thank you crying baby”

[the-big-mood]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[altospaceangel]

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[weirdtranssexual]

idk who needs to hear this but don’t go down the rabbit hole of radical feminism thinking it’s just normal feminism. it’s a gross perversion of normal feminism.

[weirdtranssexual]

i lied i do know who needs to hear this

i’m seeing so many people who i otherwise agree with and respect starting to exhibit radfem opinions and it’s exhausting to have to explain over and over again to feminists (of ALL walks of life — cis, trans, straight, gay, black, white, jewish, etc) that radical feminism is toxic

and then they say that radical feminism is “feminism 101” “basic feminism” like no!! no it’s really not!!!

[forgottenwriter]

It's not, but it likes to present itself as if it is because it helps to ensnare younger people who want to feel empowered and don't yet realise that it's toxic. That's why we see so many people going ''It's basic'', ''it's universal'', ''it's just feminism 101'' Radical feminism thrives by skinning feminism and wearing it as a suit to pretend that not only is it the correct option, it's the only option.

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[verishere]

Me: "why don't I have the energy to write? Maybe I'm just a failure..."

The four hours of sleep and two packs of crackers that consist of all I've eaten of today:

[verishere]

FUCK THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE

[roobiedo]

Made this for the Solarpunk Aesthetic Week server in a sudden creative fever, so I guess I'll post it here too hh

A relative of mine knows someone who teaches kids, so I'm gonna suggest this as an art project for them! The idea is that students could each make/decorate their own shelf, then put them together to form a hive, which could function as mini lockers in their classrooms. Then, by the end of the school year or something, they could either take their own little shelf home (or exchange them with their peers?), or recycle them into materials for the next class! Hopefully it'll teach them about pollinators too 🐝

Idk how doable this project is really, and its scary to imagine one of my silly designs could actually become something tangible irl. But even so, I'm still excited to try 🥰 (And if anyone else attempts this too, please let me know!!!)

[antoniabishop]

another tiger

[primarybufferpanel]

I love a highly specific pet advert

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]