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JUDGEMENT DAY

If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:

202-759-7766

If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites

-Google

-Wikipedia

-Twitter

-Uber

-Snapchat

-Spotify

-YouTube

-Facebook

-Netflix

-Gmail

-Soundcloud

-Instagram

-ALL online games and networks

-ALL online shopping services

-ALL online classes

-ALL the porn

Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media

-CALL: 202-418-1000

Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it

@shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen

[cookie-dawgo12-deactivated20180]

NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.

[crooouton]

y’all should rb this to all of your blogs if you have more than one, just saying

[ask-aph-banishment-au-blog]

//AMERICAN FOLLOWERS, GO DO THE THING, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, N O T A DRILL!

[nerdscandyunofficial]

Oh GODDAMNIT I was wondering why I was getting loads of notes; i forgot to switch back to my main

[coriandercoriander]

the new astrology is the french revolutionary calendar 

reblog w whatever agricultural thing corresponds to your birthday

[cizayox]

WHAT THE FUCK IT SAYS IM MANURE??? 😨😨

[sktagg23]

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

[qvyens]

#everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political motherfucker to ever draw cartoons for newspapers of all time basically#he was of german and jewish descent and got bullied a lot as a kid#then he grew up and drew cartoons for the school paper#and when he got fired for being to fucking real for the paper to handle he made up a new name and KEPT SUBMITTING THEM ANYWAY#BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKED AROUND FOR A SECOND#DID YOU KNOW DR SEUSS DID A FEATURE LENGTH DOCUMENTARY AFTER WWII ABOUT HOW WWII WASN’T ACTUALLY OVER AND THE NAZIS WERE STILL ALL AROUND#IT WAS CREEPY AS ALL FUCK AND MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW#IT WON A FUCKING OSCAR OR SOME SHIT#HE DID KIDS BOOKS ON A WHIM HIS REAL TALENT WAS DISMANTLING FASCIST REGIMES WITH ADORABLE BLACK AND WHITE SKETCHES OF TURTLES#OH YEAH AND YURTLE THE TURTLE WAS ABOUT HITLER#AND THE SNEECHES WERE ABOUT SEGREGATION#SO FUCK Y’ALL AND YOUR CANDY-ASS VISION OF DR SEUSS

[alcoholicintrovert]

I think almost all of his stories have a deeper meaning and Horton Hears a who was written as an apology to the Japanese after WWII

[samjoetemple]

Holy guac

[captainsavage42]

Also the Pro-life movement used his line “a person’s a person no matter how small” on their literature without his permission, and he made them stop using it an apologize because he was pro-choice.

[malcolmcooks]

okay but before reading the caption I thought these were contemporary cartoons in the style of dr suess, and the fact that these are so relevant again is pretty scary

[mbtipartyblog]

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

fred says Fuck

[mbtipartyblog]

[nyctosaurid]

this one’s canon boys

[flyawaymax]

shitty garbage comic that is all basically the same drawing!!!! i still am very much…. stupid about this ship lmao

bonus:

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Reblog if you would rather live next to a Syrian refugee than a person who opposes the entry of Syrian refugees into the country.

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[cat-satan]

reblog if you want to have cole sprouses babies

[gingerbreadofficial]

hey IM HOMESTUCK-NONOFFICIAL

*SNAPS HEAD AROUND* H O M E S T U C K Y O U S A Y ? ? ? ? (I’m following you >:3)

[homestuck-nonofficial]

>:p

[gingerbreadofficial]

>:D homestukc……

[homestuck-nonofficial]

Yes????????

[gingerbreadofficial]

ur cool……..

[homestuck-nonofficial]

Thanks!! Your pretty cool too :33

[winco-service]

i wonder how many people in the brandom read homestuck >-

[homestuck-nonofficial]

HRM…. ya know thats a really good question… OK WHO HAS READ HOMESTUCK AND WHATS YOUR CLASSPECT??

[winco-service]

i think id be a Bard of Time!

[pixy-stixs]

IM A KNIGHT OF SPACE!! ONE WOMAN FROG BREEDING MACHINE!!

[nerdscandyunofficial]

Slyph of heart :>

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

HERE IS Who Made it (it will have to be split)

Sour Patch Candy  Hersheys Caramel  Girl Scout Cookies  Kelloggs Frosted Flakes  Captain Monopoly  Mini Laffy Taffy  Snocaps  Windex  Red Vines  Baskin Robbins Fuck  GobStopper  Seltzer  Soy Pudding  Beef Jerky  York Patties  Chips Ahoy  Crush Soda  Mysterious Box  Diet Coca Cola  FDA  Sweet Hearts  Laffy Taffy Lives  Aero  Dem-Gabriel-tho  Jolly Rancher  ScarlettLikeBlood  HomeMade Brownies  Mountain Dew (Dewey)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ginger  Jell-ol  Hello Panda  Pixy Stick  Black Licorice  Red Swedish Fish  MilkDuds  Life Savers Cinnamon Bun  ReesesCandy  Wispa  Lindor Truffles  Total 40

Wanted 48

8 more people and it could be great!

[nerdscandyunofficial]

If you still need more people, I’m down!

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

sorry but you’ll be top of list for my next one :)

[nerdscandyunofficial]

Okiedoke, that's fine :)

[jack-ninetailfox-official]

HERE IS Who Made it (it will have to be split)

Sour Patch Candy  Hersheys Caramel  Girl Scout Cookies  Kelloggs Frosted Flakes  Captain Monopoly  Mini Laffy Taffy  Snocaps  Windex  Red Vines  Baskin Robbins Fuck  GobStopper  Seltzer  Soy Pudding  Beef Jerky  York Patties  Chips Ahoy  Crush Soda  Mysterious Box  Diet Coca Cola  FDA  Sweet Hearts  Laffy Taffy Lives  Aero  Dem-Gabriel-tho  Jolly Rancher  ScarlettLikeBlood  HomeMade Brownies  Mountain Dew (Dewey)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ginger  Jell-ol  Hello Panda  Pixy Stick  Black Licorice  Red Swedish Fish  MilkDuds  Life Savers Cinnamon Bun  ReesesCandy  Wispa  Lindor Truffles  Total 40

Wanted 48

8 more people and it could be great!

[nerdscandyunofficial]

If you still need more people, I'm down!

[jolly-rancher-unofficial]

@all (un)official blogs!

Who hasn’t sold there soul yet? I’d like to set up a “never sell your soul and keep the demons away” club or NSYSKDA, man my acronyms suck, but please? anyone who hasn’t sold their soul? 

[snocapsunofficial]

I haven’t yet, but I just offered to.

[humanfleshofficial]

i didnt technically sell my soul i just summoned zalgo

[nerdscandyunofficial]

I put mine in a lava lamp?

[life-savers-official]

reblog this and i promise on my dogs' lives i will drop two random compliments and a question in your ask box.

[nerdscandyunofficial]

Sorry like I wish I were super gay but I love my boyfriend more than life and it’s not like I’m gonna act like I’m wholly gay and all? Thanks for your time. Love y'all

[nerdscandyunofficial]

Y'all I’ve gotta say that it seems like a buncha you folk think I’m 100% gay and honestly I wish I were but I’m actually bi :0 Yeah I Yep

[felitomkinson]

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented