Randomness.

Nerds Out About: *ATLA*, LOK, SVTFOE, FMA, FMA:B, SPN, TNBC, Miraculous, and Webtoons: Let'sPlay, SubZero, LoreOlympus, Siren'sLament, etc.

[yelyahrodrigo]

we, as a society, do not talk about this moment enough

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

When Xaden introduces Violet as his consort and Tairn asks if congratulations or comiserations are in order... 😂

Poor Tairn is over here trying to figure out how Violet and Sgaeyl are both such powerful, intelligent, and fierce women who both have such excellent taste in dragon men and such terrible taste in human men.

[xadensbiceps2]

When Xaden's dramatic ass walks into formation right as they're reading his name off the death roll.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Sit down, I'm gonna torture you now Xaden, smirking: kinky. Violet: I think you're sweet and breathtaking. Xaden: What— Violet: You deserve to be cared for. Xaden: Stop, now— Violet: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. Xaden: I need a safeword!

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Garrick: Uh-oh.

Xaden: What?

Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.

Xaden: Yours or mine?

Garrick: Does it matter?

Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.

[stupidlybookish]

Violet, drunk: *points to Xaden* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Xaden: Your husband, honey.

Violet: MY HUSBAND! Even better!

[aprill-99]

Xaden Riorson’s actions in Fourth Wing and Iron Flame both make more sense and become infinitely funnier when you remember that the man is 22-23 years old.

This man is AT BEST a first year grad student trying to finish compulsory military service in an active war zone while running the family business (ruling a legit kingdom) and taking on extracurriculars (leading a rebellion) as side hustles. On top of that there’s a literal plague of evil descending, institutional racism is against him, and his Situationship (calling Violet that cuz a lot happens there over two books and I’m trying to cover all the relationship levels) never seems to settle out for more than a month at a time.

Like, of course the decision making is not always on point. The man doesn’t even have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex yet and he hasn’t slept the recommended amount in 6 years.

[nighttrashheadache]

violet: he’s probably thinking about other girls

xaden: I need to figure out a way to attach the tiny dragon to the big dragon

[yelyahrodrigo]

Six times Xaden Riorson is the funniest character in Fourth Wing

♡ because my boy contains multitudes ♡

1. when he was trolling Vi right from the beginning

2. when he was fucking done with Tynan's shit

"nO, bUt I cAn NaRrAtE" lives rent free in my head

3. when he manages to lighten the mood right before making out with Violet for the first time

4. when he cannot contain his giddiness that he can now bother Violet without having to utter a single word

5. when he decides honesty in the best policy with Mira

6. when he is offended by breakfast

✰ Xaden Riorson, born to be a little shit, forced to be a revolution leader ✰

[ianime0]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[snoozemoose]

I keep forgetting to post 🙃

[everythingfox]

At least somebody’s dog enjoys them

[kirbyhasapencil]

nightly catradora activities (the cuteness aggression is real)

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

[mugwomps]

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

[aliciabenissa]

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

[stoneronthemoon]

[catchymemes]

[letswonderspirit]

Colored version

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.