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trying to get hip with the kids

[nerdswithoutnetflix]

anybody remember me or have i phased out of the public consciousness successfully... also have to rename this blog because its inaccurate now

[nerdswithoutnetflix]

uuuuuugh why do people keep trying to force lasagna on me. sorry sweaty not everyone is garfield kin

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[sylvrain]

Visit Original Link

@catsuggest

[somecutething]

[moth-flufff-deactivated20210126]

yeS YES YES

[bando--grand-scamyon]

This is a lucky post

[tunsoffestivepuns]

@clurinurt

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[catnipkitten]

@norgay

[chikayouriko]

@busheti

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[yourownpetard]

This post really was a rollercoaster.

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

for elves it was a straight line

[gif87a-com]

[candiikismet]

He ain’t have to do that

[bob-belcher]

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[irreleventblue]

[redditfront]

[rincewitch]

there’s so much going on here

[snipershateblog]

how people pretend e liter mains are: a god amongst mortals. 100,000 splats per game. rank x for everything. level 99*. will fuck you up.

e liter mains, in reality: i eat soap and play fortnite mostly

[criticallyspicy]

coming from a used to be e-liter main, this is accurate

[snipershateblog]

*finger guns*

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[winter-treats-deactivated202408]

thx thanos

[tumblrrr]

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

[son-of-drogo]

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

[tumblrrr]

[elergythefox237]

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

[tumblrrr]

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

[sponges-do-dishes-at-midnight]

Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

[tumblrrr]

[buttercream-gang]

That is well over half

[wholesomethanos]

[fanonical]

the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

[dorcasmeadoews]

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

[witch-apologist]

Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

[whoneedscanon]

“thanks obama” i say as i high five my patronus after he protects me from dementors

[fanonical]

the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

[dorcasmeadoews]

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

[witch-apologist]

Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

[whoneedscanon]

“thanks obama” i say as i high five my patronus after he protects me from dementors