The Nerdy Birdy

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[pastelparrotlet]

How to hold a bird: Do NOT.  Bird holds you with his tiny feet.  Hold VERY still, do not flinch when he uses your body as a 

1. Chew toy

2. Jungle gym

3. Napkin

[occasionallybirds]

Red-winged blackbird (Agelaius phoeniceus)

March 5, 2020

John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge, Tinicum, Pennsylvania

[effinbirds]

[everythingfox]

“My little borb with a fringe”

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[biglawbear]

Here's the thing about shows like South Park and Family Guy that make their money off of being edgy and offensive. They fundamentally reduce their viewers' capacity for empathy. If I found a joke funny, and you found it offensive, you're just too sensitive. This is directly related to the ride of the alt right and the election of trump. In this essay I will

[oceanfoxo]

OP WHERE'S THE FUCKING ESSAY

[biglawbear]

So instead of writing the essay this is exactly what I'm talking about. This shit reduces your capacity for empathy. If you can't understand why people are hurt by a simple joke, nay, think that's the whole point... How the hell are you supposed to feel for someone when they come to you complaining of ACTUAL oppression? It's the foot in the door phenomenon. A little oppression isn't too bad, cuz it's funny, right? It hardens your heart against others

Somebody actually wrote this essay already. It's a Twitter thread about how the alt right recruits teenage boys by getting them to post slightly offensive memes... And then when they get called out and don't understand why the alt right channels their anger at feminists and women and people of color and liberals. According to this thread, boys are being "set up"

Read the whole thread at the link above this is just a snip

"offensive" shows like Family Guy are a precursor to the alt right and you can't change my mind

[biglawbear]

Y'all this shit so basic even Spongebob one it. It's not about being too sensitive. It's normalizing abuse through comedy that's a foot in the door to greater oppression.

[askcosplaysenpai]

(HO(HO(HO(HONK)NK)NK)NK)

[alltheworld-willbeyours]

Do you ever notice yourself getting bad again…like, you know you’re not doing work that needs to be done, you know you’re not cleaning, you know you’re not taking care of yourself…you know all the things you need to do to start trying to feel better. But you just can’t. And you’re left feeling like shit bc you thought you were getting better but here we are

[omghotmemes]

Google Earth is Amazing

[kingscrown666]

Wait for it…

[hereisisa]

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

[thedreamyperidot]

@unnaturaldecay

[medoisa]

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

[horatioandalice]

One of the issues I have run into with the budgie hens laying eggs recently is that Turkey has a particularly fluffy butt, which makes it extremely difficult to tell if she has Egg Butt or not

[toadsandtiels]

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

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[brunhiddensmusings]

where did you find a fucking Skeksis ?

[lore-seekervera]

Posts that make you go HhmmmMMmmm

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[todaysbird]

i love birds trying to walk on ice because they look like when you’re 10 minutes late for a meeting and you’re trying to quietly make your way inside without announcing your presence

[arrghigiveup]

This is so precious oh my god. There’s more under the cut. Also click HERE for full-sized pics and also a vid of a chicken screaming at the wind XD 

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[lynati]

https://twitter.com/Amandycat/status/1232363229264961540

[flock-talk]

Local man tries to steal banana

Local man receives banana as gift

Local man happy

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