Idk how many people youve had do this up til now but I wanted to add my new tattoo of your little guy to your collection
What the fuck did you DO

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Idk how many people youve had do this up til now but I wanted to add my new tattoo of your little guy to your collection
What the fuck did you DO
Heh.
I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR
if you know you know
this is what you draw on the floor in chalk and chicken blood to summon a fic writer
JUST LIKE TO EMPHASIZE: THIS IS FOR SUMMONING A FIC WRITER. FURTHER, MORE SUBSTANTIAL SACRIFICES MIGHT BE REQUIRED IF YOU’D LIKE TO ACTUALLY CONJURE THE FIC.
Sacrifices of comments and fanart have proven the most effective means of conjuring the fic.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”
Me: “Please… I need my… phone”
*opens TUMBLR*
Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
You are the proprietor of “The Wandering Inn”, a tavern and guest house that appears sporadically to travellers in different worlds across the multiverse. You keep a journal on all of the weird, wonderful and disturbing visitors you’ve fed and lodged.
is anyone else unable to focus or do anything or feel good if u hear even a fucking footstep from another fucking human being?
You’re an astronaut sent on a solo deep space mission. To combat the loneliness, you’ve created an imaginary friend who you interact with every day. Upon finally returning, mission control stops you. An unidentified lifeform has been detected on your ship.
“Then the 92nd little pig built a house out of depleted uranium. And the wolf was like ‘dude’.”
This is what I sound like when talking to myself in my head
i know were long past the pitching our own versions of scooby doo tumblr phase but like if i could write/direct just one single piece of scooby doo media i would do an episode (based on the original like 60s/70s run or thereabouts) where the gang is investigating rumors of vampires lurking around a certain abandoned manor or smth on the outskirts of a small superstitious rural town. pretty standard stuff. they hear about the supposed vampire sightings and decide to investigate. its all going pretty normal until they actually spot one, shrouded in shadow at first, and see them turn into a bat and take flight before their very eyes! its a real vampire!
so this huge bat is swooping and screeching at them and everyones flipping out running all helter skelter but then she transforms again and shaggy and scoob suddenly just. stop.
after a sec shaggy starts to laugh. the rest of the gang is like oh god the vampire did something to him or idk maybe he finally got so scared something in his mind just snapped but shaggy is just like lol guys its ok its just sibella.
and sibella is now fully revealed to be a like young teen lookin vampire girl, a little older than she appeared in ghoul school but def still recognizable. and shes super psyched to see her old teachers again and theyre all like catching up (this so called abandoned house is actually her extended familys vacation home (its their first vacation in a century or so and its fallen into a bit of disrepair ok) and shes visiting with them) meanwhile the rest of the gang is like ????
and shaggys like what? i told you guys about that time i took that job as a gym teacher at that creepy boarding school where the kids were all little monsters
and velmas like ............we thought you were being hyperbolic
and daphne and fred are just like EVERYBODY SHUT UP MONSTERS ARE REAL?? FOR REAL??? NOT JUST OLD DUDES IN COSTUMES???
and shaggy says uh yeah did you guys not think monsters were real? like weve been sayin..
and velma says smth like what are you talking about? every time weve investigated some supernatural phenomenon its always been a guy in costume, how could you possibly have deduced from that that monsters are real??
and shaggys just like .......velma my best friend is a whole Talking Dog
hungry hungry hippos taught me greed
*gluttony
I am not eating small plastic balls
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This is feeling like a very hostile place right now
my phone keeps trying to correct "scared shitless" to "scared shirtless" and i actually think that's lowkey funnier than the original
PSA Regarding Hateful Anons
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Share to raise awareness but also to make the clowns who think this behaviour is acceptable think twice before acting brave behind the guise of invisibility.