Nerdy Hyperfixations

(A)Manda- Nerd. This is my AuDHD personified. @MandaNotMandy on main.

[theconcealedweapon]

[wingsseni]

PLEASE POST THE BEAUTIFUL HOLLANOVLING DOODLES YOU SHARED ON TIKTOK 🥹🫶

here they are !! ☺️<3

[my-2nd-account]

I'm all for Ilya picking up Shane in a sexual scenario. H o w e v e r, I do believe Shane is the one picking Ilya up in any other context. Ilya fell asleep while they were watching tv? Shane is carrying him to bed. Ilya refusing to go somewhere and stomping his foot and being stubborn? Shane throws him over his shoulder and carries him kicking and screaming. Ilya hurt his ankle while they were playing football at the cottage? Shane is carrying him inside and coddling his ass (he's fine but he's acting like he just got shot).

Which is why myshane is the one carrying myilyushka into the house after their wedding with the Pike kids.

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[imharnaannesta]

I would say Ilya is probably above average, skills wise, for his age and his secret is that he checks in constantly and takes feedback well.

He’s a high level athlete with an unstable home life who actually cares whether his partner is having a good time. He is extremely sensitive to the signals other people are putting out and he is paying attention. And he’s built a career on some level on being willing and able to repeat a motion over and over until he’s told it’s right and then replicate that consistently. That probably translates pretty well to sex. So Ilya probably has a solid, well-earned reputation as a good sexual partner, but he’s not naturally gifted or super experienced when he first hooks up with Shane.

He’s just actually trying to make sure Shane has a good time.

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[chubby-cry-baby]

reporter: ilya rozanov, who would you say is a better player between yourself and your husband?

ilya: shane is the best player in the NHL no contest

reporter: shane hollander same question.

shane: what he said

[jewelcoatfish]

obsessed with shane hollander forgetting a word in english and turning to his husband desperately trying to explain what he means using fucking russian AND english and it goes like (russian is in italics)

shane: the fucking thing that we used with the pancake mix

ilya: whisk?

shane: no the flat thing!

ilya: pan?

shane: no, the flip!

ilya: spatula?

shane: YES THE SPATULA! anyway cassie i think our spatula isn’t really good do you gave a good brand you can recommend?

and everyone is confused as fuck lmfao

[marmelade-sky]

hollanov doing the hand size comparison thing and Shane's hand is bigger. He's bashful about it, because he loves feeling a bit small around Ilya (and Ilya can lift him up etc). Meanwhile, Ilya is instantly so hard that he loses vision for a second.

[marmelade-sky]

*sigh* okay okay i'll do it (nobody asked for it). set in tampa. and obviously going off of their show!sizes and not their book!size difference.

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It's nice, not having to get up and run out of the room immediately after they're done fucking.

The hotel room sheets are rumpled, Rozanov - Ilya - lying on top of them with his arm outstretched while Shane rests his head on his shoulder.

"I missed this," Shane admits, saying it so quietly that it barely comes out.

"Did you now?" Ilya asks, and Shane can hear the smirk in his voice.

"Fuck off," Shane laughs, reaching across his body to poke Ilya in the ribs. Ilya catches his wrist, wrestling him back down. It's light, playful. They're too tired from their first round of sex, anyway.

Eventually, they end up facing each other, Shane on his back, Ilya half-hovering above him, still lightly holding his wrist. Ilya softens his grip, and their hands slide together, palm to palm. Ilya's palm is warm and a little sweaty, but not unpleasantly so.

Shane can't help but stare at their joined hands.

Sometimes, girls wanted to do this, compare hand sizes. Inevitably, it always ended with the girl delighted about how much bigger Shane's hand was than hers.

It made Shane sad, for a second, that his hand was still bigger now, his palm slightly larger than Ilya's, his fingers a bit longer. Rozanov had big hands, strong, manly. Still, Shane's were larger.

"My hand's bigger than yours." It came out embarrassingly... pouty. Shane wanted... Shane had no idea what he wanted.

Ilya could pick him up, could lift him onto a kitchen counter, could carry him into his bedroom and toss him onto the sheets like he weighed nothing. Ilya could hold him down, could manhandle him here and there until Shane was a moaning, squirming mess, spreading his legs and arching his back just the way Ilya wanted him to.

That was what Shane wanted.

"Huh?" Ilya replied, voice dreamy.

"Our hands. Yours is smaller than mine." Shane repeated. When he looked up, Ilya's pupils were blown wide.

"Oh." Sounding dreamy still. "Yeah."

A second of silence passed between them.

Then, Ilya shifted on top of Shane, and Shane gasped. "Are you seriously hard again?!"

Ilya laughed, letting his head fall forward. It was so intimate, to see him like this, to have him smiling and laughing in bed, and Shane couldn't help but laugh, too.

"Did the hand size thing get you hard?"

"Yes, Hollander, fuck," Ilya admitted, "Is kind of hot, no?"

"My big hands?" Shane rolled his eyes.

"Yes, big hands for my big cock," Ilya said with a shit-eating grin.

"You're the worst."

"You like me." Ilya pushed Shane's hand down onto the sheet, and kissed him.

[coastette]

"Do you ever wonder if Grace's bike is still there at Grover Cleveland Middle School? Is it treated like a memorial for him after the annoucment of him volunteering to board the Hail Mary? Do you think his students visit it?"

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane can’t stand in one place for more than five minutes without ilya coming up and snuggling with him. it’s so bad that the centaurs started betting on how long shane could stand alone before ilya popped up by his side and clung to his husband — the longest he lasted was 15 minutes. the best part is that shane never complains, he always holds ilya back. one of the centaurs, Bood, asked ilya why he does that, and he replied, "he’s right there, and i can be with him now." the whole team felt bad because, yeah, they had to hide for so long. now, they can just be together whenever. but that doesn't mean they'll stop teasing the couple and their captain’s clingy ass

[lexilexilexilexile]

Shane and Ilya’s daughter has to do a family tree project in class. They’ve done a great job at emphasizing to her that parents can be any two people that love each other and she understands that other kids might not know that. The rest of the project will be pretty straight forward - Shane doesn’t have any siblings and their daughter doesn’t know much about Ilya’s family at this age besides that papa has a mama that watches over them and that loves her very much. Shane is still nervous about it and having a Very Normal Shane Reaction wondering if she will feel left out for not having a mom and feeling sad that she will never know her papas family and wondering if she is lonely and if they should have another kid. When they get an email from the school asking them to come in at pickup to discuss her family tree Ilya is already angry and ready to pick a fight with whatever stupid kid is bullying their daughter for having two dads. They walk into the classroom and their daughter is standing with her arms crossed insisting that there is nothing wrong with her project and when the teacher slides it across the table they see something so bizarre that they don’t know where to start. She’s drawn on only one side of the tree - Ilya and Shane both stemming from Yuna and David. Next to them are about ten stick figures of different sizes all with hearts around them. While they’re trying to decipher what on earth she has drawn she starts presenting it with her little finger saying “see? Dad is grandma Yuna and grandpa David’s son and Papa is grandma Yuna and grandpa David’s son, too.” And then she moves her finger along with “and that’s uncle Hayden, uncle Troy and uncle Harris, uncle Evan, uncle Luca….” And as she’s naming every stick figure Shane is trying to figure out how he’s going to explain to her teacher that he is not married to one of his 10 brothers when he is actually an only child and Ilya has to turn away because he’s crying at the reminder that the family that adopted him adopted her as well and there has never been a child that has been so loved

[medrawawi]

same picture years later

i decided to use some of ilya's book design in the youngest baby, so she's very very tall, has brown hair, and she plays hockey too:) (all of them are tall like their dads!)

[drawballa]

Family ice time 🏒

[tiptoethruthetulips]

Final Chapter of Only Fools Rush In, out now!

As you might see in the author's notes, I'm taking a short break from writing and focusing on editing (Stand By Me, and A Drop in the Ocean) with my beta!

I'll update throughout, so if you'd like, you can read the revamp. And, in case you're worried: I won't be changing the plot, or any major details. I'm comfortable with how those sit. This will be mostly grammatical and structural!

Also, I finally spoke to someone close to me who has kids. So I've got the inside scoop on what first-time parents go through. Hopefully, the stories will become more immersive now. Realistic, if you will.

If you'd like to be tagged in any sort of post pertaining to WIPs, like this post! So you can ask questions, launch ideas, etc. I love moots!! Mwah.

@mandanotmandy I hope you enjoy, ml!! ✨

[gaynehollander]

The “do you want to know how it feels, holding the cup?” is genuinely such a fucking cunty comment and all Shane does is throw his underwear at Ilya and then grin like he’s so proud of himself.

What I’m saying is this, sometimes Ilya will say something to Shane in front of the Centaurs that makes the whole locker room freeze up because if they said that shit to their own partners, they would be in the doghouse for months. But Shane will just shove Ilya or punch him in the shoulder and then they grin at each other like it was the funniest shit ever.

They learn the hard way that although there seems to be no boundry to what Ilya can chirp Shane with, the same does not apply to anyone else. If anyone makes a comment to Shane that is deemed not appropriately playful, you will be facing the wrath of his husband and you will wish you were dead.

[jewelcoatfish]

centaurs are out at kingfisher after a game in new york and shane wanted to come catch up with hunter and vaughn and bennett and he did have a great time but the night is getting long and he’s a bit sleepy so he does what he always does when ilya stays up to watch a movie and he doesn’t want to go to bed without ilya: he leans his chin on ilya’s shoulder and closes his eyes while still taking in the surroundings.

ilya asks him if he wants to leave yet and he shakes his head very lightly because he’s still having fun just soaking in the conversation without participating. so now what everyone else sees is shane hollander hooking his chin on ilya rozanov’s shoulder and hugging his arm and oh it must be a possessive thing because ilya was a manwhore and the entire time shane just feels most relaxed when he’s leaning onto ilya and letting ilya guide the social interactions.

ilya sometimes drops kisses into his temple and hair and pets his cheek to check up on him and he lets out a little satisfied sound and ilya smiles and goes back to terrorising scott and eric

[darkstarknight03]

The concept of Shane being in voyageurs superhell post outing and meanwhile in every press interview the other centaurs will NOT refer to Ilya as anything other than Shane Hollander’s Boyfriend.

“Yeah, Shane Hollander’s boyfriend scored that nasty goal in the third, tying up the game, really brought the energy back in—”

“There’s a lot of good chemistry on the ice — playing on the first line with Hollander’s boyfriend and Barrett is some of the best hockey I’ve ever played.”

“Yeah, the team is really pulling together for playoffs. When you’ve got an all-star like Shane Hollander’s fiancé as captain, he really makes you believe in yourselves. What? Oh, yeah, apparently he’s been holding that out on us since January. They still call each other boyfriends, though — I think cap has a grudge against the French language.”

The league keeps telling them to stop and Harris KNOWS that but also their engagement numbers have never been so high and it’s definitely not just because they’re going to playoffs…