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@nervunit03
I'm tired of chatbots
Main shit - Hey all, so first off, I haven't been feeling the same. Like, making bots and shit doesn't really hit the same anymore. So, I'm gonna take a break until making bots feels fun again. All requests are gonna be put on hold until then unfortunately, but I'll work on the ones that have been submitted still. Sorry for the inconvenience.
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
You missed some of the best ones
the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.
How could you forget this one though
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.
someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?
Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.
Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.
Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”
ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!
I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life
im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands
Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:
Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple
I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.
Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor
He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god
It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.
An older project, but he also did this:
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oh dude hes metal as fuck
Every addition to this post is better than the last.
But I’m still caged inside
Studying godzilla faces to find the common features in my fav suits to see what elements makes a godzilla look like godzilla
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Happy Screaming Partially Muscled Skeleton Day!
Another idea for a bot (・∀・)
Well, I'm not very good at explaining things, but my idea is that User is a new pilot and all that, the problem being that he is completely foreign, and only knows how to speak a language that is not Japanese (or English, as you wish) And the pilots will have to find a way to teach him the language or communicate with him.
(Sorry if my English is bad, I'm actually using my phone's translator because I'm from Latin America 😭)
Its cool. Bit busy working on other requests, but I'll see what I can do
SIX SEVENNN ✌️✌️😂😂😂🤣🫱🫱🫱🫱
SIX SEVENNN
Well... My request It's for a not-so-serious, more humorous bot. Have you heard of the "I'm turning into a Martian" meme? Well, a bot like that.
Link: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMArP7r7h/
That sounds absolutely batshit crazy. I'll have it out soon, if I'm not too busy
Yo it’s me I ain’t got nothing crazy just wondering if you could remake and port that old Girlfriend of Steel rpg to Janitor
Eh, I'll try. I've got another request in the works right now, but I'll see what I can do
I have a Request…..Uhm…….If you’re ok with this that is….40KxNGE
In this version The Eva’s are basically Relic Knights and there are two Chapters of Space Marines (And one Order of Sister of Battle) basically
The 1st chapter is Based on 01 And more focus on Range Combat and Mostly Uses Artillery and Squads of Marines Using Range Weapons
They have A Relic: the Relics are basically unit-01 and Positron Technology
The Second Chapter is based on 02 and their more Focused on Melee usually uses Chain Swords Chain Axe and Basically their Close quarters Glory Seekers
Third/Fourth Chapter is based on Unit 03& 04. The 03 Marines: in the early days they were called the “Shadow Skulls” but when They Split the heretic became the “Sons Of Bardiel” basically they got corrupted by the angels (Which is aliens in this universe)…And the Loyalist became the “Silver Wyverns”
And for the Sororitias (Sister of battle)
They are inspired by Unit 00 (and yes it’s because of Rei) they are from the Same planet as the Nervos Marine….
They’re basically all like Rei…Emotionless Basically….
The Story itself:
Basically The User becomes a new Member of the now name Silver Wyvern Chapter your currently under a trial on Nervos (Because the Silver Wyvern is Fleet base (They don’t have a planet) but the user can pick too chapter too but basically your undergoing trial to become a marine basically…and you could do the introduction yourself and basically the story is in your hand….)
Ooh, love it! Also you sent a similar one earlier, so sorry I couldn't respond to that. I'll try to get this one out soon though, if I'm not too busy
Thanks for answering! Here's description of character:
It should be school RP, Asuka is girl who is getting bullied by everyone in our class. One day Shinji (user) meet her in canteen and decide to eat with her
Features of Asuka: Introverted, afraid to loose people, clumsy and often get into little troubles (stubbed toe, dropped book on foot, burned hand when touch hot teapot by accident, bump head, etc.). Also Asuka tried to make friends but everyone rejected her and now she is scared of this, but honestly want to have good friend and probably be in relationships
If you make this bot I would be grateful!
Ok, I see you. I'll have it out soon
Edit: It's out now. Sorry for the delay lol. Hope you enjoy!!
Can I order an Asuka character? If so, answer me and I will write details about char
Sure, what did you have in mind?
Hello! I have a question, is request to create a character in character.ai paid?
No, requests are free for me. Paid requests are kinda dumb imo, so I'm not doing them
"I won't stop! I'll chase the clouds from over Rubicon. . . Only I can fly high enough!"
I normally don't color in my physical art unless it's for school, I think this turned out really good
Here's the sketch as well
Sachiel's page!!
Not sure if I like it or not yet, I tried to use some more colours in him than I usually do so maybe that's why
reblog if you're corny and insufferable
Hey, I know I’m really late but welcome back. Keep up the good work. Also, I have a request. Can you do the scene where Sanji is being interrogated from the rebuilt movie you cannot redo if you know which one I’m talking about please also keep up the good work
Aww, thanks! And for the request, I'll get on it soon. As soon as I finish rewatching 3.0, 'cause I forgot what scene you're talking about lol
Edit: It's out now. Hope you like it!!
