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[orbwhirl]

[ceiun]

[buzzfeed]

Guilty as charged.

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[glamorousprincess]

IG: @lee_6ixnails

[onlinepunk]

This is honest to God the funniest shit I have ever seen

[thecommonchick]

YOU GO GIRL!

[netta2012]

RE FUCKING TWEET

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[01101010-01100100]

2017 is the year we find love

[nyagga]

even the uglies?

[01101010-01100100]

Especially us uglies

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[d-sliceisnotonfire]

[xshaydx]

I met Bert outside his boat, the Ella Mackenzie in Vancouver. He is starting up a charter business with a focus on eco-tourism in the Salish Sea this summer.  Photos : @xshaydx

[frases-deun-joven]

Imagen original @ice-blocks​ ♥

[s-t-a-y-i-n-g]

• тнє αят σƒ нσℓ∂ιηg ση •

or am i a figment of your imagination?

[tomhollandnews]

[didyouknowmagic]

THIS IS THE CAST OF SPIDER MAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[marvelsmostwanted]

[lierdumoa]

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

[stability]

[netta2012]

!!!!!!!!!!