sasuke was right

✒: deletrear & refectory

[windwenn]

listen it won’t play out this way but I like to imagine that qifrey thinks it would

[windwenn]

CRYING

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[yayee-prsp]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Kakashi’s narrative is so wild because after his first time leading a mission he’s so upset about the outcome that he kind of seems like, “I don’t want to be in charge of things anymore!!!” and then Konoha proceeds to put him in charge of an ANBU team, a genin team, a bunch of chunin teams, a battle regiment, the entire village

[casgirl]

Like their parents’ last request was “take care of sasuke” and itachi was like yes I know just the thing then proceeded to give sasuke complexes that teams of psychiatrists could only dream of getting to discover

[transportnsw]

we actually cancel all the trains when it rains because we don't want them to get sick, if you even fucking care

[tothechaos]

[in the notes app] there is an ancient evil inside of me and it will devour anyone who gets too close to me whole

[30 seconds later in the group chat] OMGGGGG if we were pigeons we would absolutely make a nest together #ournest

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[lumsel]

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[grox]

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

[aflo]

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[callmesel]

Imagine Shen Yuan transmigrating into Mu Qingfang’s shixiong

[neurosasuke]

dude your narusasu fics are some of my favourites!! r u still narusasupilled...

im always narusasupilled, it's been my burden since i was 10 and it'll be my legacy when i'm 80

[bobdylanyaoi]

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.