what the hap is fuckening

gay goth girl, 26 / no rules, no gods / multifandom, multishipper, been here for eons / ask me about my beau lionett shrine

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[boarboy-old-blog]

[sailermoon]

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

[only-alter-idem]

gideon: i hate harrow because she doesn’t treat me like a human being

gideon when harrow tries to treat her like a human being: woah woah woah, stop this! you’re going to make the readers think we’re gay for each other. do you have brain damage.

[immortalbeingthatiam]

The Locked Tomb in an image

[reallyveryfishy]

book Rocky is so hilarious because he is 100% done with grace’s shit all the time and yet he loves him so much

Like Rocky going “we’re always going to use earth units. Because your STUPID little brain can’t convert quick enough. So I taught myself the conversions in one minute just out of convenience. Because I love talking to you. Stupid.”

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[serioustrannyfaggotwithatail]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[bodyintheriver]

Wip. I think the resurrection beasts are cool.

[actualized-animal]

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[mint-swirl]

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

[mint-swirl]

she’s got a body like a largemouth bass it’s swimming like a cod

[tonyzaret]

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[miseryshak]

oh my God new clown just dropped

[malocclusive]