I Don't Care If The World Knows My Secrets.

Elizabeth. I love cats and owls. Always anxious. Working on it though. The end.

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[mikaeled]

Cast of Death Stranding (2019)

[ilovecats4ever]

Death Crying (2019)

[997]

😱😳😳 by the way our P®esiden† will undergo some surgeries 🥺😍 in the next few days so if yall could pray for it to go terribly wrong 😱 we could make a difference! 🙏🙏🙏

[bacchino-malato-deactivated2019]

How to Give the Evil Eye

Have you, like many other people in this world, always wanted to give someone the mysterious evil eye? Perhaps you have tried before, but fa

[997]

[swagodinero]

Me, finding out OP is not American and this is not about Donald “babies in cages” Trump: :(

Me, finding out OP is Brazilian and this is about Jair “let’s burn down the Amazon” Bolsonaro: :)

[glumshoe]

I was low key afraid of standard poodles for a while because of a rather aggressive one I'd run into multiple times as a kid, but then, I got a temp job at a pet store and one of my regulars was this sweet old lady with a retired show poodle who was constantly groomed to HAVE A BIG BUSHY MUSTACHE. He'd give you a dainty kiss on the fingers before taking a biscuit and give a small boof when his mom took too long in the store. 10/10 best way to give good publicity to something is apply mustache.

I looked up “poodle mustache” and I am losing my goddamn mind:

I take back everything I said, this is the ideal poodle cut.

[antimanifesto1973]

take it

[groupthinker]

[altruistech-deactivated20240608]

Eventually some redneck is going to be the reason why an emergency drone wasn't able to provide emergency assistance.

And it's quite possible that they could cost a life.

The internet likes to joke, but there are serious implications to hating on tech constantly and never talking about the good it can do.

These ignorant people are only exposed to drones violating privacy, they don't even consider that there's good being done.. again, because you're too busy making Terminator jokes.

[systlin]

You didn’t have to absolutely deepthroat the boot like that, man.

[miamicommune]

the police: *spy on people using loopholes in surveillance law*

@altruistech: actually theoretically it could have medical implications in the future :/

[pileofknives]

Lady in the back has that shit cocked and ready to fire

[squided]

she about to pitch that bottle at 200 mph and return the drone straight to sender

[kaijuno]

[chazzasaurus]

This is the funniest fucking thing ever

[theflyingpimphat]

Big lamp.

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

[kristoffs-sunflowermoved-blog]

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

[moonlightdiva-deactivated201512]

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

[charminglyantiquated]

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

Imma praising this

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I’ve reblogged this before BUT IMMA REBLOG IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING AMAZING

[youngjusticeslut]

did y’all not watch this growing up?

Because I feel like everyone in this post would REALLY like them

[accidentalgreed]

“You are an idiotic, egotistical little brat”

[sonjajade]

*clears throat*

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[solarcat]

Harry has seen enough of wizards to know that if you take away their wands, they have no idea how to deal with anything.

[skinoutqueen]

Y’all consider people to be too sensitive nowadays but have you ever considered that maybe the things you say aren’t as light hearted as you think and that you sound like a fucking dickhead ?

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Japanese. Tentacle. Porn.

Alright everyone sit your asses down and shut up I’m finna learn y’all a thing

Ok so in the early 1900s there’s this dude named Franz Ferdinand and then there’s some peeps that wanna kill him. They all get together one day to kill him while he’s in his car. The first one was a pussy and chickened out and the second one threw a grenade but forgot to factor in the delay so it blew up way passed his car so he took cyanide and jumped into a river but the cyanide was expired and therefore useless and the river was like six inches deep. The rest of them were like “fuck this” and went to get a sandwich. However, Ferdinand’s driver took a wrong turn and was like “oh well I’ll just turn around at this sandwich shop” and the guys were like “oh shit isn’t that the guy we’re trying to kill” and they shot him starting WW1.

The Germans got their asses handed to them in WW1 causing them to get all butthurt and put hitler into power. Around this time Japan was trying to take over eastern Asia (basically just a small portion of China but its the thought that counts) and Germany was like “hey do you guys wanna be friends and take over the world together?” And Japan was like “hell ya my dude” and WW2 started. Also Italy was there. Anyway Germany/Japan/Italy all got their asses kicked and much like post WW1 Germany, Japan got a much stricter government. Their new strict government outlawed porn but the people of Japan were horny and one guy was like “hey guys do you remember those American soldiers that were just here kicking our asses? Well they brought these things called comic books so maybe we could make porn in comic book style” thus the birth of hentai. But then the government tried to ban that because it still showed dicks and dicks weren’t allowed so they started drawing porn with any relitively dick shaped object, the most popular being tentacles. It became so popular that even after the porn ban was lifted people continued making tentacle porn because it was such a widespread fetish.

So there you have it:

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand lead to the creation of Japanese tentacle porn

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

so for some reason this post has disappeared off my dash so i spent forever searching to bring it back again you’re welcome 

[rootbeergoddess]

For real, people think banning sexual things will stop things from being sexual. Nope! We’ll find a way to still be horny and weird

[bibliophile1887]

[yaggol-deactivated20150816]

FUCK YES

[saiyanheretic]

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

[randomgifgirl]

always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Always reblog War is war and hell is hell

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but it’s really about the Vietnam War.

[weedrockgalaxies]

[shesnake]

♫ Best believe, I punched Keanu Reeves, and it was better than any scene you could see in Speed ♫

Always Be My Maybe (2019) dir. Nahnatchka Khan

[mewtripled-deactivated20230508]

Plz tell me that I was not the only one who watched “The Land Before Time” and thought that eating vegetables hanging off the corners of my mouth like they did in the film made me a “long neck.” 🦕🍃