Girl Problems

The list goes on and on and on...

[youwillache]

[log6]

I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won't name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can't see the employees faces or what they're doing. I'm talking once ler levels of obfuscation. The counter should look like this

secondly, the whole enclosed area should constantly emit various steams and smokes like a horrible machine, and employees should be encouraged to make as much conspicuous noise as possible. I want customers to walk up to what is basically a steel wall on a steel counter, nervously place their order in a microphone, hand over their method of payment through a small door, have it returned, then the cashier slams shut the door, they hear an absolute cacophany for a minute and their drink and receipt are unceremoniously slid out the very same little door in the wall

[patroclusdefencesquad]

the amazing devil promo shoots are just like "it can't get better than this!" and then it somehow does, every single time

[cassianendor-deactivated2021091]

I will not rest until I learn what croc loki did to get pruned by the TVA

[pie-thinkings]

I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.

Pretend this post is the coronavirus.

If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.

Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.

[gumi-megpoidd]

at this point i’ve gotten infected at least 3 times

[weaselweaselweasel]

thanks for the infection <3

ive rb’d this t h r e e t i m e s today :”)

[the-dark-king-noah]

I’ve honestly lost count of how many times I’ve gotten “infected” today.

[guiltiest-gear]

And the second time

[god-of-identity]

third time in two days whoop

[night-dragon937]

oh i just had this last night

[wiggles-and-worms-deactivated20]

yikes, im sick!

[lilfuwuthrowaway-deactivated202]

holy fucking shit this is like the sixth time

[thisisntmymainsilly-deactivated]

AGAIN

[kid-in-the-back-of-class]

Man this is like the 8 th time lol

[deathmimedream]

Reblogging, but only because my mother, brother and I got this, and my dad didn’t make it...

I don’t wish this on even my worst enemies.

Stay safe out there...

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[rocknrollfanfictions]

boyfriend who likes metallica!!!!!!!!!!!BOYFRIEND WHO LIKES METALLICA

[fanfictions-r-us]

Hopefully ♥️

[thehumming6ird]

‘In Thor, I built the character as somebody who is very misunderstood and heartbroken. He’s a younger brother who’s been brought up in the shadow of his older brother. And his spiritual heartbreak has become this kind of scar that’s both internal and external. He’s given free rein to his vengefulness and his hate. I mean, he is comparable to so many of the great villains of human history: who have tried to subjugate people; who’ve tried to rule; who’ve tried to get everyone beneath them.’

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[zacefronsbf]

[jse-egopocalypse]

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

[jse-egopocalypse]

reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

[burnt-toast-life]

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

[b00bconnoisseur]

I think it's balanced now???

[antique-scarecrow]

fantastic work everyone

[childhoodruiner]

Retweet

[a-writers-insanity]

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[whump-the-gun]

words to describe pain

burning

searing

scalding

angry

raging

bright

brilliant

vivid

lurid

agonizing

painful (no shit)

fiery

keen

sharp

acute

hot

cold

scorching

sore

severe

excruciating

unbearable

harrowing

throbbing

pulsing

pulsating

tearing

mindless

unthinkable

dizzying

biting

penetrating

piercing

cutting

grievous

racking

intense

extreme

harsh

arduous

dire

terrible

horrible

horrid

wrenching

stabbing

stark

cruel

stinging

aching

pounding

thrumming

hurtful

raw

heaving

inflamed

fierce

deep

ardent

vehement

powerful

fervid

furious

profound

deep

vicious

exquisite

intensive

serious

forceful

frenzied

dreadful

awful

incisive

intent

torrid

torturous

flaming

loud

aggressive

blazing

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

I’m not here to call anyone out least of all sweet Andrew but it says A Lot about Hozier’s music that somehow everyone jumps right away to a half-dozen or so of his songs to describe a story about a kind demon who’s furious with God falling in love with a literal angel at the end of the world lol

let’s see we got From Eden, Foreigner’s God, No Plan, Nobody, Wasteland Baby, As It Was, Take Me to Church, and that’s just a surface level reading 

[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

[enjolrassuggestions]

why send “nudes” when you could send plans for dismantling the corrupt government

[javert--suggestions-deactivated]

Why send “nudes” when you can look for Valjean?

[valjeansuggestions]

why not combine the two and send nudes to me

[enjolrassuggestions]

listen i understand that there’s a lot of homoerotic subtext going on between you two but can we please try to keep this post revolution related

[grantairesuggestions]

and you call me out for derailing