y'all

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[javascript-official]

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

[javascript-official]

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

[cutecipher]

[cutecipher]

[snorlactation]

we need woke 2

[krafterwrites]

Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips

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[dankxsinatra]

[b0ggyb1tch]

Just looking at this game I know it's Finnish

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Goat

Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Art by Ray Lederer

[thedman0310]

Tumblr @staff revealing the newest member of the mod team

[randomalienencounter]

ᓵᔑリℸ ̣ ᒷ⍊ᒷリ ᓭ!¡ᒷリ↸ ᔑ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ 𝙹∷ ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ᔑ∴ᔑ|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᔑ!¡!¡ ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ᔑꖎ∷ᒷᔑ↸|| ᓭℸ ̣ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ᒷ↸ ᓵꖎ𝙹リ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ ⊣⚍|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᒷ∴⊣ᒷリ╎ᓵᓭ!!!!!!!!

[nevernotdead]

[thedman0310]

Tumblr @staff revealing the newest member of the mod team

[randomalienencounter]

ᓵᔑリℸ ̣ ᒷ⍊ᒷリ ᓭ!¡ᒷリ↸ ᔑ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣⍑ 𝙹∷ ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ᔑ∴ᔑ|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᔑ!¡!¡ ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ᔑꖎ∷ᒷᔑ↸|| ᓭℸ ̣ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ᒷ↸ ᓵꖎ𝙹リ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ ⊣⚍|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᒷ∴⊣ᒷリ╎ᓵᓭ!!!!!!!!

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[passumbapper]

[snorlactation]

[iamjojobean]

2027?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[json-derulo]

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

[json-derulo]

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

[json-derulo]

to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution

[nevernotdead]

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[nevernotdead]

The second salt mine is 29 feet away unfortunately