stupid fruits ltd

haven’t we all been accidentally bisexual for 48 hours in New Jersey?

[casgirl]

This is driving me crazy but how did jack...happen. did cas fuck. does he have a mom.

ok. oh boy. so uh. no he’s not biologically cas’. lucifer possessed the president of the united states who was so hell bent on ending the separation of church and state and creating a more christian america that he let satan posess him and then he fucked the white house aide that the president was having an affair with and got her pregnant. cas spent the whole season chasing the presidential aide (kelly kline) down trying to convince her to get an abortion until he put his hand on her stomach and felt the baby kick and then he was like “This Baby Has Changed Me....i’m going to steal your baby and raise him as my own once you die in childbirth” which yes is a given she was always going to die in childbirth. so long story short he’s adopted.

[giddy-goblin]

[magicath-420]

Hey Jack Kerouac, I’m a transexual from the future. Great job with On The Road. Due to no fault of your own, you’ve knocked down a pretty weird set of dominoes just now. Would you like to hear about all the new types of pornography you inadvertently caused.

[deadmegumi]

illogically I do like jensen ackles more than the other two because misha collins is doing it entirely for the bit which pisses me off and jared padalecki just pisses me off but having dean winchester in your brain talking to you like the green goblin mask is something I can relate to

[haikeren]

At odds

[thanksgiving-isnt-ur-fav-holiday]

[milfsisyphus]

the CW: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called 15x18 Despair 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

the CW: never mind. you didn’t see shit

3 years later: dude i swear there are tapes on his phone

straight divorced misha collins pacing: you’re not crazy

[thetrap]

the fascinating thing about deancas is that i'm both 100% sure it won't happen and 100% sure that it will. no i will not elaborate

[thetrap]

[littlegreen]

will never stop being funny actually. they straight up are just not listening to him at all.

[littlegreen]

supernatural is so fucking funny dude. cas said “dean i am in gay love with you” and then he DIES and they couldn’t just give dean a WIFE after that so they killed him also

[milfsisyphus]

[lezarus]

just remembered hannah falling in love with cas tryna fuck him realising it wasnt gonna work and going hm. ok. and turning up next time in a male vessel. i wish supernatural had had 1 million seasons

[zagreus]

wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

[sunforgrace]

they’ve got no fucking idea where this is gonna go

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Dean winchester is less a television character to me and more someone who is with me at all times. like a long-dead ancestor or perhaps a deity

[chikhaibardocowboy]

[castielcommunism]

like you know how sam is a vegetarian but they’re terrified of saying the word vegetarian on the show for some reason so they just show you lots of scenes where he’s eating salad. it’s like that with dean being bisexual

[lambmotifz]

thinking about those two times dean confessed to sam that he enjoyed killing & torturing people and how both times sam was understanding and just accepted it

[lambmotifz]

@thefawnfallacy you get it