Time for a Change

Ari. 21. Making this time around work. In need of a lifestyle change to become the person I've always seen myself as. SW: 230 GW: 130 #CrushFam

[siickangel]

I saw a post that said “it isn’t my responsibility to rebuild a bond that i didn’t break” and damn I felt that

[zerounwantedvibrations]

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[swolizard]

The reason some girls wear make up..

[morebuttermorebetter]

Ive…. missed this video… i feel… replenished

[champagne-zaddy]

This refueled my energy

[artsyasfuckk]

a mood

[hell0-there-lady]

The reality of Instagram Modeling

[medic981]

This is important.

[daintydiarist]

Bless this post

[emthetimelady]

I really need stuff like this

[imfemalewarrior]

This is why using Instagram models and pictures from magazines are not good ideas. 

-FemaleWarrior 

[fishyandclintbarton]

This is really great n'all, but she’s still like, hella buff. So even her normal poses look awesome.

[pnutbutterandtrashley]

👆🏼 my favorite post because she still fits into societal norms for body type even when she’s “not posing”. We need more representation people

[lightheartedsuggestion]

I know who I am. I know I am sensitive. I know I cry when someone raises their voice at me. I know I am passive and I sometimes sacrifice what I want to make others happy. I know my insecurities can make me feel small and undeserving. But I also know I am strong. I have a good heart. I am clever and emphatic. I am a quiet kind of powerful but I am powerful nonetheless. I have made mistakes but I have also made incredible accomplishments in my life and I don’t plan to stop. I am proud and I am unapologetically me.

[only1600kids]

officially the cutest thing I have ever seen in my 500 years of existence

[newmenowforever]

If this is not my life in 10 years, I have failed.

[dontthinkonithermione]

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

[yaminoendo]

My new favorite version of Hermione.

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

hot take: fat girls are allowed to have standards. fat girls are allowed to think you’re ugly and gross and unattractive and that you’re not worth their time. they shouldn’t have to settle because you already have dehumanized them and determined they are worth less than you. why would any woman want to be with a person who thinks she doesn’t respect herself because of the shape of her body? fat women are not easy, we’re not freaks who will do whatever you want to feel approval. we’re not desperate. We have no reason to be grateful for you.

[feel-better-yoga]

IG: @yoginist

[blazepress]

How light can change your appearance.

[fenderlove]

[buzzfeed]

[lenaleaderoftheresistance-deact]

still not over this clapback

[fitnika]

Naked in nature ✌🏼

[aubernutter-deactivated20170607]

GO BEST FRIEND. THATS MY BEST FRIEND

YOUR BUTT IS SO BEAUTIFUL JUST LIKE YOU

[oatsnjen-deactivated20180225]

OMMMGGGGGGG NIKA HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! ICE QUEEN!!!!!

[slinted]

NIKKAAAAAA

[sprachtraeume]

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

[hotboyproblems]

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

[lovelyyylittlelonely-deactivate]

I swear everyone screamed that lyric so fuckin loud at warped

[socialistexan]

Any Senator that votes for Brett Kavanaugh deserves to lose their seat.

[socialistexan]

See your Senator here? To quote Willie Nelson, VOTE EM OUT:

Up for election this year in 2018:

Barrasso (WY)

Corker (TN) RETIRING

Cruz (TX)

Flake (AZ) RETIRING BECAUSE HE’S A COWARD

Fischer (NE)

Hatch (UT) RETIRING, MITT ROMNEY RUNNING TO REPLACE HIM

Heller (NV)

Manchin (WV) THE ONLY DEMOCRAT TO VOTE YES

Wicker (MI)

Up for election in 2020:

Alexander (TN)

Collins (ME) MADE AN HOUR LONG SPEECH ON WHY SHE VOTED FOR HIM

Capito (WV)

Cornyn (TX)

Cotton (AR)

Daines (MO)

Ernst (IA)

Enzi (WY)

Gardner (CO)

Graham (SC)

Hyde-Smith (MI)

Inhofe (OK)

Perdue (GA)

McConnell (KY)

Risch (ID)

Rounds (SD)

Roberts (KS)

Sasse (NE)

Sullivan (AK)

Tillis (NC)

Up for election in 2022:

Blunt (MO)

Boozman (AR)

Burr (NC)

Crapo (ID)

Grassley (IA)

Hoeven (ND)

Isakson (GA)

Johnson (WI)

Kennedy (LA)

Kyl (AZ) JOHN MCCAIN’S REPLACEMENT

Lankford (OK)

Lee (UT)

Moran (KS)

Paul (KY)

Portman (OH)

Scott (SC)

Rubio (FL)

Shelby (AL)

Thune (SD)

Toomey (PA)

Young (IN)

VOTE!

EM!

OUT!

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[ice-light-red-deactivated201611]

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

[moved--306389]

What the fuck, English isn’t even my first language and yet I picked up on that. How the fuck. What the fuck.

[exomoon]

Reasoning: It Just Sounds Right

[arkthepieking]

Oooh, don’t like that. Nope, I do not even like that a little bit.  That’s parting the veil and looking at some forbidden fucking knowledge there.

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

How did I even learn this language wtf

[titaniumelemental]

I had to read “brown big cat” like three times before my brain stopped interpreting it as “big brown cat”

[mumblingsage]

A green great dragon could exist, but it would be distinguished from the green lesser dragon (”great dragon” and “lesser dragon” would both be for these purposes nouns in themselves).