no one touches my mitchy @nhlyaoi - Tumblr Blog

like seriously mitch can say i love you to his male friends and be very physically affectionate with them and sit on men's laps and flirt with male journalists and have a gay karaoke song because he is completely straight. why would a gay/bi person who is trying to hide his sexuality do all that.

#im NOT telling people to stop rpfing him my name is nhlyaoi i have published fanfiction of him having sex with a man and read lots of it #but when i see people seriously gay truthing him i really do have to laugh. auston is gay for real though that's just a fact

passengerprincipessa

every time there’s a video of two athletes being really physically affectionate with each other and people are like “there’s no platonic explanation for this” it’s like well actually there is, and it’s that if there were real feelings involved these men would literally never be caught dead touching each other in public

#when that person got mad at me for saying mitch is straight like im sorry but if he wasn't then he would NOT be flirting with men #a closeted gay male athlete wouldn't be acting like that

guiltfactory

you're my dad and to some extent my wife

#if you dont know who im rbing this about ive failed as a blog

nosurprisetome

one hrpfer's babygirl is another hrpfer's daddy dom

nosurprisetome

I meant this in a hater way

#the concept of auston matthews being a daddy dom.... you have to laugh

nhlyaoi

#CAN THE BASEMENT THAT THEY RUN THE EDMONTON OILERS MANAGEMENT OUT OF JUST COLLAPSE ALREADY

i think about this thumbnail a lot not only is it terrible its also one of the most 2016 images ever

#and its an awful video too. just all around bad #and why is mitch lowkey phil lestering it with his hand

passengerprincipessa

it’s not gay if your girlfriends are watching

passengerprincipessa

what is the edmonton polycule

nyaa

#GOES HERE.

oldmanpusspuss

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

veganfeministfromhell

these are real people and not fictional characters what the fuck

oldmanpusspuss

I think real people should cheat on each other for my entertainment now what

#im doing my part #honestly one of the best parts of the hrpf ao3 tag is how much infidelity there is

urie

being obsessed with a hockey player is just like i love my Some Fucking Guy thats my baby his name is Some Guy i love you Some Guy i see you in every sunset Some Guy

urie

some of you guys are reblogging this post and the Some Guy youre talking about is sidney crosby. respectfully that is not Some Guy. thats sidney crosby. youre not appreciating the spirit of Some Guy

urie

man you people are hopeless. macklin celebrini is not Some Guy either

#matt martin i still think of you

realpersonfacts

being a male professional athlete is an ontological sin the weight of which can only be balanced by having the sports rpf bloggers do some truly heinous shit to you in the google docs

#i need to do more heinous things to him especially since aligned himself with the treacherous count dooku

moncuries

happy pride month

#its identical

nhlyaoi

#i love my SOCIAL MEDIA mitchmattsteph tribute. where i only included screenshots of social media on purpose bc thats what its about #if i wanted to include The Wedding Photo i would have. but i already did in another post and thats not what this one is about #anyway. lets go here again also :)

glindalesbian

I’m known as a right-hand slugger, anybody else wanna touch my lover?

#it needs to be no one touches my mitchy monday again. lets all celebrate no one touches my mitchy monday

rimonoroni2

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

rimonoroni2

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

#kind of trevor zegras if theres something wrong with you