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anything i posted before 2023 was not me. art: @impressive-username1789.

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[orion-archives]

"I want to be a dragon."

[hotcryptidsummer]

Meat is meat

Meat is meat

Meat is meat

🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩

Meat is meat

Meat is meat

Meat is meat

🫀🥩🥩🥩🥓

Meat is meat

Meat is me is meat is me is meat is me

[infectiouspiss]

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms

you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things

you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult

[infectiouspiss]

children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.

[nicename-questionmark]

i started watching jojo part 4 (spawned a weird obsession with kira) and i saw your user and did a double take because i KNOW THAT GUY NOW. thought you should know that i know that guy now

splendid. he inspired me to start my own collection of nail clippings, which is, by now, five years old.

[jaredhopworthfan]

how big is the collection i have to ask

[nicename-questionmark]

not very. it's enough to fill one can of silly putty.

[jaredhopworthfan]

grow them faster then

[nicename-questionmark]

don't rush me. i believe in quality over quantity.

[nicename-questionmark]

i started watching jojo part 4 (spawned a weird obsession with kira) and i saw your user and did a double take because i KNOW THAT GUY NOW. thought you should know that i know that guy now

splendid. he inspired me to start my own collection of nail clippings, which is, by now, five years old.

[jaredhopworthfan]

how big is the collection i have to ask

[nicename-questionmark]

not very. it's enough to fill one can of silly putty.

[nicename-questionmark]

i started watching jojo part 4 (spawned a weird obsession with kira) and i saw your user and did a double take because i KNOW THAT GUY NOW. thought you should know that i know that guy now

splendid. he inspired me to start my own collection of nail clippings, which is, by now, five years old.

[nicename-questionmark]

what do you think of jared hopworth

10/10. all of them. every single Flesh avatar, including him.

[nicename-questionmark]

Krilled geese

absolutely.

[xeppeli]

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

[xeppeli]

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

[xeppeli]

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

[fuckingconversations]

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

The Korean Crow-Tit

[ohthisismuchworse]

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

Mot-Mot

The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

[scoutology]

good post

[chopinsbian-deactivated20181029]

@ilovegirlsalways

[lonewolf574]

@candiceirae

[candiceirae]

I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,

the Golden Pheasant,

and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

[thelightreturns]

@izzyovercoffee

[camwyn]

May I present the most fabulous turkey in the world, the Ocellated Turkey?

[etchif]

Might I add

The Violet-backed starling

[earhartsease]

the Himalayan Monal (in love with the moomin-looking one)

[stuckinabucket-deactivated20140]

Oh god everybody buckle up here come the bird feet

Anisodactyly

The most common bird-feet formation, with three toes forward and one toe back.  You see this with most perching birds, wading birds, swimming birds, and raptors.

Zygodactyly

A bird-feet formation occurring primarily in parrots.  The middle two toes are forward, and the outer two toes are pointed back.  Birds with these feet tend to spend a lot of time clambering oh-so-gracefully around trees instead of just perching.

Syndactyly

Three toes pointing forward, one back, but the outer and middle forward-pointing toes are fused, because kingfishers.

Heterodactyly

Like the zygodactyly found in parrots, but instead of having the outer toes pointing back, there are two toes pointing back and then two pointing forward.  This only happens in a group known by the weirdly-metal and made-up sounding name of “trogons,” which is basically quetzals, which are weirdly-metal and made-up looking birds.

Pamprodactyly

All four toes pointing forward, because fuck everything.  Found in swifts, because they’re not from this planet.

Okay, it’s not because they’re aliens, it’s because they do this.

A lot.

[shencomix]

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

Transphobes often say gender is like a coin, either heads or tails. They're more right than they realize.

Gender is a coin. Everybody is given one at birth, and they're given it either heads or tails. You can flip it over. You can flip it back. You can keep flipping it all you want. You can balance it on its side. You can throw it away. You can get a new one. You can take it to the zoo or museum to one of thise penny press machines. You can melt it and reform it. You can keep it melted. You could even take someone else's. You can glue fun things to it. You can paint it. You can take the paint off. You can trade them for cool shit.

Transphobes often say gender is a coin. They say this not realizing how easily coins can be changed.

[thataltfan]

i eat coing 😋

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

[strangeskeletonboy]

Waiting for the day this happens to me.

[thedookutree]

This is still my favorite comic to date.

[ineffectualdemon]

Every time I see this it makes me happy

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are not a clever man

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[bearotonin-international]

[bearotonin-international]

[yournewkeyboard]

“Morse Coding with the D1P! 🤓💻” via @plip.works on TikTok

[robotgirlfoxears-deactivated202]

Til there’s Morse code for special characters like () and “”

[professorsparklepants]

This bitch is programming via telegram

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[enron-intern-1998]

I scheduled this post 364 days ago and squinted at it at least once each day from then until now the day of anniversary when I share my experience with you, personally.