Eau de résistance

Well, shit...

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[ca314159bara]

[jodiefosterwallace]

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[low-polly]

nice try that says "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GARLIC TOAST OHHHHHHHHHH" which is all cognate to English

[charlesoberonn]

Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

[charlesoberonn]

There no need, that movie was already made in 1994

[charlesoberonn]

I'm not Goncharoving you. This movie was nominated for 3 Golden Globes and 1 Oscar.

[technicalzombie]

this also a specific kind of movie, the kind where Arnold and Danny are costars, this also includes a movie called Twins, and a Batman movie

[daddythedragon]

They didn't even share the same Batman, c'mon now! (DeVito was Penguin on a Burton Clause, whereas Arnold was the Mr. Freeze Schumacher inflicted on the world)

They did however have several movies they appeared in with each other in the early to mid-90s cause they hit it off while making Twins. DeVito cameos as a cartoon sidekick in Last Action Hero is the other example that comes to mind.

[nerviovago]

[bradysbigblog]

holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.

“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”

By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.

[adamantred]

Click it

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Roche: I'm cursed Director.

Lazard: ... how?

Roche: I keep making Cadet Strife laugh and I think Second Class SOLDIER Fair is plotting my downfall.

Lazard: ... I'll have a word with him.

[nkim-illustrates]

How I paint an apple! 🍎

[psychotic-gerard]

does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

[psychotic-gerard]

this guy.

[kandrakelsier]

[excitementshewrote]

[mimi-maru]

[assassin1513]

⚜️💜⚜️Golden Purple⚜️💜⚜️

[theunfairfolk]

ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

[theunfairfolk]

he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.

[theunfairfolk]

he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.

he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.

[theunfairfolk]

i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[thievinghippo]

Holy crap I love Baldur's Gate 3 so much. I just failed an intelligence check of 10 (with my -1 to intelligence)

And... that ended my game. My party has been defeated. The bad guys win. Oops!

Luckily I have a save not too long ago...

[thievinghippo]

The proof. This still was one of the funniest moments I've ever had in gaming. Poor, dumb Penny

[drawnby27emilys]

Pov: You've been human for approximately 16hrs and now your entire household is currently staging a coup in the courtyard bc you accidentally cursed the lot of them into cups and saucers

[certifieddragonenjoyer]

this art is the one they use on the background of the menu select for the event stories and stuff in the ECA event, but the thing is in the game itself the right side of the screen is taken up by the menu, so in order to make sure you can see all the characters clearly they scoot everyone over to the left. This is good bc the art is lovely, but also it's really funny bc they moved Cloud so that his bat is behind Zack so now it just looks like he's absentmindedly touching his boyfriend

Aerith and Tifa have kind of a similar thing going, except that while Tifa is layered entirely in front of Aerith, her left hand is mostly hidden behind her right one so if you don't look closely enough to see that her hands are held together in front of her it looks. Miss Lockhart you are at SCHOOL

Makes Barrett side-eyeing them from the corner even funnier, please remind then of school regulations regarding PDA Mr Wallace

[arsuf]

“Don’t you dare say it–!” “Jackpot!”