Boredom

Hello random person! This blog is basically a multifandom mess (mainly Critical Role) and a great example of me being as productive as a piece of ham. YAY!

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[captainkingsley]

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

[kyraneko]

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

you misunderstand, this isn't 'I look like the ground so predators walk right past me' camouflage, this is 'I look like the savannah grass so I can pounce on unsuspecting prey' camouflage

they're hiding in the hoards to bite the hands of unsuspecting humans who sneak past mama

[aquawyrm]

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

[roach-works]

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[railroadreverie]

found this on reddit you know what i have to do

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[starkid256]

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[dragoness-witch]

when weird al does Albequerque live at shows, a) its about 50% longer overall and b) this bit gets extended to be about 3 minutes long

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[fictionalgod]

[thewiglesswonder]

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

[thewiglesswonder]

Shoutout to the person who reblogged this 185 times in a row. I understand completely.

[childweanedonpoison]

people who think you can easily go anywhere in europe have never tried taking a train in italy

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[childweanedonpoison]

i have tears in my eyes. please never stop adding tags to this post

[childweanedonpoison]

i completely lost it at the swiss removing the italian trains from the timetables

[lumiy-a-deactivated20240516]

deutsche bahn: *reads rants about trenitalia*

deutsche bahn: ok hold my beer i can top this

[liesmyth]

ok ok ok expected trenitalia trauma we’ve all been there but…

what is this

WTF IS GOING ON IN GERMANY

[the-eclectic-penguin]

[phdstarscream]

I have reposted this before but I am always impressed by how well-thought out every spot is. There is no good place to sit. “Oh, Eomer’s cool, I’ll sit with him” but then you will have to listen to Gollum and Bilbo the entire flight. “I’ll sit with Sam!” Pippin and Merry will be turning around the entire flight to talk to him. Sure, you can sit with Elrond, but you’re going to deal with him staring down Aragorn and Arwen. You may love Legolas and Gimli, but will you love sitting BETWEEN them? Just when you see a spot that seems okay, somewhere behind or across the aisle is a terrible option. This is so good. No good seats on the LOTR plane

[appendingfic]

no i think 17 looks good

[byjove]

This picture of a UPS worker delivering a package on 9/11 right after the second tower was hit is so fascinating to me. I totally would have used two buildings being blown up and the city infrastructure pausing as an excuse to not do my job. Just go back to the depot and call it a day. But no he’s bravely delivering that Backstreet Boys poster or whatever while everyone else stares at the buildings behind him in shock. Went “Well, that sucks. Can’t do anything about it I guess.”

[byjove]

His kids asking him where he was on 9/11 and he’s like “I was there. One block away. Didn’t see anything because I was delivering a Phantom Menace poster.”

[byjove]

I know I keep mentioning it but the fact the thing he’s delivering is so visibly poster shaped is so hilarious. Like if it was a big box labeled MEDICINE, KEEP REFRIGERATED or something visibly important, this photo would be a famous, used as patriotic propaganda about duty in the face of adversity. But this guy delivering what is almost certainly a poster while the South Tower collapses is almost an act of absurdism.

[wheeled-jack]

Unironically I think this is one of the best photos I've ever seen. I'm going wild over it. I want to burn it into my brain forever. This is someone the next town over from Pompeii bringing their brand new toga home while Vesuvius erupts in the distance. This is a Londoner eating dinner while the air raid sirens blast. This is anyone doing anything back in 2020, really. The action of delivering a poster may be hilariously specific but the concept is universal. This expresses some fundamental element of what it is to be human. This is art, straight up.

[hella-jazz]

Just in case other people were wondering: This is a real photo taken by Melanie Einzig.

https://www.wnyc.org/story/157708-same-time-twin-towers-were-falling-there-were-people-having-toothaches/

[pocketsizedpanther]

He can't keep getting away with this 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[jackhawksmoor]

If people don't stop suggesting this stuff he's going to accidentally become a wizard

[sleepiestarchivist]

Happy April fools to this tiktoker and this person alone. I can’t listen to The First Step without laughing my ass off thinking about this stupid goddamn video

[corrupttheconscience]

@spudsaaa

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

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[alexaloraetheris]

Reincarnated Prometheus up to his old tricks again.

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[slipmoth]

The flower kitty

[trucywright]

When the actual academic scholarly book makes the tumblr meme post a reality.