get stickbugged

"ask a toad what is beauty...; he will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly and a brown back." -Voltaire

[guerrillatech]

[traceysketchit]

2009/02/27

[possumnest]

i <3 tiktaalik

[papayajuan2019]

the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

[mashpotatoe]

we built this city

[witchstone]

Gustav Klimt, The Kiss // Robert Winthrop Chanler, Leopard and Deer

[sandersstudies]

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

[marlynnofmany]

Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"

Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."

[n64retro]

[cookiememegirl]

[taimatsu910761]

[blueboyoutside]

[brightlotusmoon]

[spiribia]

[meatmensch]

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

[meatmensch]

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason

[pangur-and-grim]

he can only do his “I’m not touching you” routine for so long. eventually, he gets too excited and tries to play

[pump6]

[sturgeonposting]

Lowkey grinds my gears when people tag me in pictures of gar

Like he is beautiful he is wonderful but he is not a sturgeon

He doesn’t even have denticles

he doesn’t even scutes

Come on guys let’s put on our thinking caps

[sturgeonposting]

And another thing

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please