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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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if i look back, i am lost
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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My roommate and I have been watching almost nothing but twitch vods for a while now. We both love d&d as well. So, I smashed the two together.
Ft. Ray Narvaez Jr (Wood Elf Ranger), Chibidoki (Gnome Arcane Trickster Rogue), Matt Bragg (Triton Storm Sorcerer), Nagzz21 (Human Barbarian) Jeremy (Dwarf Monk) and Kat Dooley (Eladrin Druid), and Tom Fawkes (Satyr Bard)!
they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there
Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?
why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls
You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
CAESER ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY CEASER
If you have no idea what Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelists of the Roses is I really truly implore you to just. Do a cursory google search or watch a video about it because absolutely nothing I could say about it could appropriately sum up exactly what is Is
ok but the ost slaps
this is my favorite screenshot from any video game and i use it to torment my friends constantly
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
@noelle217
This is adorable
They just posted some more!
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And some more!
You forgot these!!!
I’m disappointed that these were left out
SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me
Apparently Mike Pence and his wife are homeless and couch surfing in Indiana with the secret service in tow. Dude hasn’t owned a house in over ten years apparently. He lived in the Indiana governor’s residence and then at the Vice President’s residence at the naval observatory. In 2020 he still listed his voting address as the Indiana governor’s residence lol a little over a week ago he was the second most powerful human in the country and now he’s couch surfing
Genuinely don’t know if this is a shitpost or reality. If it is real then that’s cool but what the hell lol.
Mike Pence has been residing in public housing for the past eight years
A bunch of people are assuming that I think he’s actually suffering because of this. Guys I’m laughing at the irony and also his stupidity. Dude is part of a party against government housing and for total self sufficiency and he lived in government housing for almost ten years and then didn’t have a place lined up. Like seriously. Just get off laughing at his stupidity with the rest of us for a second. I think we’ve earned this.
As a certified fan of 2000s pop punk, I can most definitely vouch for the accuracy of this review.
Made some Hades fan art that’s been on my mind for a while…
this is genuinely the funniest moment in all of Star Wars not out of comedy but nothing will make me scream laugh like this
When he shakes his head and looks So Tired there that’s not acting, that’s him reacting to the script pages he’s been given
That line sounds like the writer just didn't care elemayo
“Cloning...dark science...secrets only the sith know....”
Me: That sounds less like an explanation and more like your running through a list of plot ideas that were shouted out in the writers room...
I'm sorry... "dark science"!? Was that an actual part of the script? Because that is genuinely laughable
I'm off to do some Dark Science using my Dark Centrifuge and this Dark Microscope
What next, evil electricity? Satanic computers? Occult locomotion?
"That microwave? Full of evil"
The Dark Side of Microwaves is a pathway to heating up many snacks some consider....UNNNNAAATTTUUUURRAAAALLLLLLLLL
Dark Science show me the forbidden test tubes
The forbidden test tubes are what those Other Snokes were growing in O.O
Which does beg the question...why is he growing More Snokes
Does he just make tons of them
Does he just grow a legion of these weird Gollum looking creatures to chill out in their bath robes and be evil at people
How many does he need and what even are they for O.O
I HAVE QUESTIONS
Everybody needs a hobby. And if you’re a Space Emperor your hobby can include growing Snokes In A Vat. It’s like gardening, really.
Seriously though, I am so glad I decided not to see this movie. “Somehow... Palpatine returned”?!
That should have been the actual title of the movie
Star Wars: Somehow...Palpatine Returned
Honestly it would have been more accurate to the plot
I tried.
I demand this be included in the Special Edition of the film when in thirty years time George Lucas brain in a jar decides to go back and re-edit it
What do you think of the Icelandic Christmas fuckers called the yule lads
“Icelandic Christmas folklore depicts mountain-dwelling characters and monsters who come to town during Christmas. The stories are directed at children and are used to scare them into good behaviour.” is it just me or is using stories to scare the absolute shit out of children apparently a universal instinct? also, i would be so remiss if i didn’t include the absolutely astounding illustrations. introducing:
THE YULE LADS
ALSO PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE YULE CAT WHO EATS PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT RECEIVED NEW CLOTHES TO WEAR BEFORE XMAS EVE
tag yourself i’m “uses a hook to steal meat”
Hi, Icelandic person here!
The Yule Lads' (that's a direct translation, the meaning is closer to "Christmas men" in Icelandic (and we also call the american Santa by that name)) mother, Grýla, is a troll/giant woman who used to eat naughty children just before Christmas (They say she's on a new diet these days, or dead, we're not sure). The Yule Cat, who is her and her family's cat, just ate kids who didn't receive a new item of clothing for Christmas, and naughty children didn't so in the end it really comes down to the same thing.
Grýla also has hundreds of other children, some of whom were Yule Lads in different parts of the country (My favorite "rejected Yule Lad" is Faldafeykir, who would create gusts of wind to blow up the hems of women's skirts. It is unclear whether he did this so they'd get cold in the freezing winter or if he was just a pervert). The ones we now recognize were handpicked by author and poet Jóhannes úr Kötlum, who published a lengthy poem about them in 1932.
Nowadays instead of causing trouble they travel to human settlements in the last 13 nights before Christmas, one each night, and leave gifts for children - the kids must place their shoe in a window, and that is where the gifts appear.
For those interested, the order is: Stekkjastaur, Giljagaur, Stúfur, Þvörusleikir, Pottaskefill, Askasleikir, Hurðaskellir, Skyrgámur, Bjúgnakrækir, Gluggagægir, Gáttaþefur, Ketkrókur, Kertasníkir.
Fun fact: all the Yule Lads were searching for food in some way, and this was what made them such nuisances when food was short (One would drink the milk from the sheep, one would steal all the burnt food remains that had stuck to the pans, and yes, Candlestealer would eat the candles). The only exception is Hurðaskellir (Doorslammer) who was just being an asshole.
seasons 1-3 Phineas: Huh? Did you say something Isabella?
season 4 Phineas: Isabella! ISABELLA! I'll never forgive myself if anything happens to you! *takes dramatically in his arms* Be the Helen to my Paris!
Oh my god. Oddish in booties.
Perfection.
this is my fav joke
