I'm not sure how I got here...

I'm Elaina. A writer and college student. My blog is basically a mash up of whatever grabs me at the moment. 

[mens-rights-activia]

This is earth shattering, I can’t believe there are people, who don’t think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Y’all hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck

[foxshaped]

You’re telling me there are people who actually think in sentences? Like full ass grammatical sentences?

[neanderthyall]

Some of yall dont think in full sentences?

[lizzibennet]

my nonverbal ass is shook bc apparently (according to the replies) people who think in sentences also read in mental sentences... like when ur reading it’s as if there is a voice inside their heads reading it as if out loud. w i l d

[saltwaterlullaby]

What do you do?????

[forestgeit]

absorb the meaning

[suntosirius]

how do people - how do yOU NOT READ THIS IN YOUR HEAD WHAT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggay-hatemachine]

Apollo on the other hand:

[khemet]

I have honestly never laughed so hard at something.

[attackoftheash]

will Apollo rate my asshole from one to ten if i take it out sunning

[jabberwockypie]

me, originally: if you’re paying attention, there are enough contextual hints thrown in to keep track of the witcher timelines without extra indicators. it’s fine.

the official timeline: jaskier and geralt had known each other for 22 years by the dragon episode.

me: actually, no, you really needed to tell us that.

[shmoopie313]

I love that the show creator’s response to this was basically “Oh yeah. We forgot Jaskier isn’t immortal like the other main characters and probably should have aged him. Oops.”  

[absentlyabbie]

i for one vote that they just commit and make him immortal too

[emmavakarian-theirin]

finding out jaskier is 18 in episode 2:

okay sure i can play along with that

finding out he’s 41 in episode 6:

[hammer-ov-thor]

[arigat0u]

Hunyad Castle, Romania

[artofelaineho]

Doubt (Hadestown)

I think the Hadestown fever has passed, and I can go back to being normal now >_<

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[reconstructionbaby]

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

[headspace-hotel]

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

[imaginedsoldier]

This guy at my office is talking about how some ~20 unionized workers that operate bridges shut down a huge chunk of the city by lifting the bridges then leaving on a boat until their demands were met and I forgot I was supposed to say "oh that's fucked up" because I was immediately like sick that's dope as hell lmao

Think about how much power labor has. These guys working in big positions talking about the kind of damage some "high school dropouts who ganged up" can do with an edge of fear in their voice

Like sorry you got punked out by these guys you think are below you bitchboy you dont sound very in charge lmao

[alovefromlongago]

the thing i really love about hadestown is anais mitchell took this myth that has (at least as it’s been told to me) been framed as “sometimes you get really close and you still fail, because humans are flawed and it just sucks” and she said “no you guys, what orpheus was trying to do should have been impossible and he almost made it anyway. the only reason he failed is because he stopped believing he could succeed”

[nightingbell]

It was like you were holding the world when you held her.

[fashion-runways]

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[somechick-somewhere]

[ladyren]

We need Lizzo but we don’t deserve her

[squat-damn-deactivated20200919]

[glitterweave]

Toxic playing in the background makes this video

[surprisebitch]

[menameh]

I love that the guy reached for his dick out of sympathy pain for someone who doesn’t have dangly bits

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[cedarspiced]

any time my aunt whistles walk like an egyptian the murder of wild crows she’s adopted shows up

[brightlotusmoon]

I want this life.

[donwestmoved-deactivated2020042]

Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton

[theroseandthebeast]

#i’m so much looking forward to this chaotic sort of energy coming back to batman with pattinson #the ‘genuinely not sure if he’s joking or not’ bruce wayne energy #like is he gotham’s biggest himbo? is he making a self-aware joke as a social ice-breaker as a kindness to vicky vale? #has he actually never noticed this room in his own house before? #surprise HE’S PLAYING ALL THREE #the twitchy dead-eyed yet gentle friendly raccoon bruce wayne persona that redefines ‘more money than sense’ #is my favourite public bruce persona #all this bruce does is give away his money and pop up at charity galas at which he gives away his money #smile benignly from time to time and tell non-sequitur stories (in good faith!) #and no one can quite tell if he’s got an extremely sophisticated and oblique dead-pan humour or if he’s just dumb as a rock #he once spent an entire fundraising dinner fascinated by a novelty ship in a bottle #and when asked about it he says he’s going to try one full life size bc people could just walk through the opening to make the ship in parts #and someone asks the hostess in genuine earnest ‘is wayne really going to do that??’ #and she’s like ‘I DON’T FCKING KNOW ANYMORE GENUINELY YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE’ #batman 1989 #keep gotham weird (harrietvane)

ITS WHAT WE DESERVE

[prokopetz]

I’ve said it before, but: the real reason Batman and the Joker are opposite numbers is because the Joker is desperate for people to recognise his comedic genius, while Bruce Wayne – both as a civilian and as Batman – lives and dies by the fact that you can never tell whether he’s yanking your chain.

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[listsoflifehacks]

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

[people-are-garbage]

Holy fuck

[pageoftowers]

Yes I needed these in my life thank you

[original-honeychiles]

that recipe for Sonic Cherr yLimeade is Spot On. been making it the same way for decades