Jaybird

+ she/whatever + woman-liker! + your friendly neighborhood hopecore enthusiast + find me on ao3 @ nightrrizz +

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Athiest Satoru Gojo forced to go to church by his overbearing parents in confession with priest!Suguru confessing all the unholy thoughts he’s had about him since he started attending church services and purposefully trying to get him hot and bothered.

Foaming at the mouth thinking about this can someone who is talented pls write this ill owe you my firstborn.

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It was absolutely lethal to make the child that Gojo becomes the pseudo father of have his hair texture and his ex situationship’s hair color.

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*jeff Buckley plays softly in the background* can’t even read fanfic to distract myself from her bc i assigned her a counterpart to all my favorite ships.

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My friend just pointed out that Charlie Kirk looks like the blue thwomp from super Mario and I can’t let it go oh my god

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Trekking (reading) through the scorching desert sands (culling game arc) deprived of water, what is most dear to me, keeping me alive and quenching my thirst (Gojo)

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Not to get all technical all over your comfort characters but I think the reason Jason Todd’s story is so deeply upsetting—the reason fans can see him as a scared kid who was wronged and not just angry and vengeful and full of hate—is because he was not only done an injustice by those around him in his own universe, but because he was done an injustice by the real, actual society, and they didn’t get to run from it.

Jason when he was Robin was never portrayed as angry and violent the way the he is after his death, he had always been just a kid who couldn’t live up to his predecessor, and the fans hated that, they hated him, and they were allowed to because he wasn’t a boy he was just paper, his narrative was actively slandered by the writers to make him unliked by everyone, and then he was voted out of existence by real people.

When Jason is finally brought back in under the red hood, we as fans are forced to face the consequences of our own actions. When he is yelling at Bruce for failing him, we feel it in our guts because really, truly, Bruce isn’t the one that failed him. That was us.

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Me reading tim Drake: Robin hoping for more actual Tim content and plotlines only for him to spend an entire edition talking about the epic highs and lows of boat life

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Yes yes dick Grayson is a mirrorball but the “I’m still on that trapeze” line is VILEEEEE girl u did not have to do him like that

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I will literally never stop defending Tara markov she has done no wrong in my eyes and I love her forever slade is literally a disgusting piece of dogshit I just need to rant about this bc the way she was treated in the Judas contract makes me physically Ill she was just a little girl

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Do you ever think that if chuuya and Dazai were to get in a relationship it just wouldn’t—as much as he wanted it to—be enough for Dazai not to feel that call of the void on the other side, to feel that fascination with the end. And he knows that if he ever were to be successful it would rip chuuyas heart out so he spends every second with him so in love that he regrets it with all of his being because he knows he’s too selfish to just stay—even for chuuya. And of course chuuya knows him too well not to know exactly how he’s feeling but he ignores it anyway. Idk this feels canon. I hate it. I’m back to fuck up your silly little mafia husbands headcanons.

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I think it should be talked about more that will arnett plays exclusively emotionally unavailable characters like bojack and Batman and his most iconic role is fucking gob

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I heart zoya nazyalensky. None of u get her like I get her. God. I love women.

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Absolutely insanely ready for the wesper edits that are about to flood my for you page on Tiktok after season two of sab

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Sam winchester the original monsterfucker

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I’ve been seeing a lot of community breakfast club parodies and disputes on who would be who and I’d like to add this:

You’re all wrong, abed would be bender.

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The fact that wendimoores prophecy called Dirk by the name Dirk gently rather than project Icarus or svlad shows that Francis also called him that since it came from his mind, they were friends and Francis called him by his preferred name even though everyone else called him something else :(

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Just found out samuel Barnett was in several torchwood audio dramas!! This is big news for virgins.