Nikki's Blog

[epicukulelesolo-deactivated2014]

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

[gothicprep]

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

[huelebicho-deactivated20210101]

Let her continue

[quasidrome]

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

[literaturewank-deactivated20160]

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

[thats-slightly-raven]

I bet cotton-eyed joe is hot

[gangstapikachu]

[thats-slightly-raven]

Oh

[chandra-nalaar]

NOBODY KNOWS THIS AND IVE BEEN LA UGHING FOR LIKE 400 YEARS HWAT DO PEOPLE THINK THE SONG IS SBOUT IM

[dunflower]

Hi friends this is a little reminder to charge your phone, take your meds, drink enough water, get enough sleep, and listen to lots of music!! Your well-being and happiness is of utmost importance and I hope you take time to take care of yourself.

[dutchstore]

Fire drill by Crusoe Celebrity Dachshund

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

OH MY GOD

[gifson-net]

[officialdonnasummer]

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

[whoopsrobots]

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

[atx-nerd-mom]

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

[andromedafalls]

Fucking right

[laughmorebehappy]

[sadiistics-deactivated20180324]

omfg why am I laughing so hard

[sweetmickeymerch]

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

[dontworryitsharmony]

Was this movie even real

[pizzaccio-deactivated20150517]

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

[kween-latifa]

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

[writedreamlie]

[courageisthekeytohappiness]

i’m in love with peter pan. 

[ew---society-deactivated2017092]

you forgot my favorite one

[tkingfisher]

Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.

[jimhines]

Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…

[seananmcguire]

I love him so.

[fahrlight]

CRYING

[cassietotallyjust]

This guy at work a couple of weeks ago saw my hair and was like, “You must really hate your mother, don’t you?” Yes. As a 20 year old woman who has a full time job, pays bills, and has a life of her own, I decided to cut my hair to spite my mother. It has nothing to do with me liking short hair,...

[boyquail-deactivated20171209]

[flagitiousbunny]

WHAT ARE BIRDS

[lesbirdan]

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

[rissawesome]

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

[iwilleatyourenglish]

everyone has said and done problematic things in their lifetime. that’s a result of the society we live in, not necessarily a reflection of their character.

what is a reflection of their character is how they react to being informed of the negativity within their behavior and statements, and whether or not they choose to change their behavior.