compilation of stupid jokes

Welcome to this mess. Feel free to correct me or ask about my tags or posts in case you have concerns.

[roy-kent]

everyone can stop making heart eyes. we have winners here💖

[kazeenio]

[redsatinsheets]

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

[africanaquarian]

Damn Bron bron

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[quaggly]

who decided that dragons have arms? they don’t need em

[kilusion2011]

Dragons need arms to hug

[quaggly]

god damn it you’re right

[brittany-murphy]

[surfinggrimreaper]

Me, all the time

[eartheasy]

Turn your garden into a bee haven with these common plants :)

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[starkscopilot]

[bellygangstaboo]

[bintousmind]

he had all of us shook

[krabby-kronicle]

[vinegar--tom]

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[weavemama]

shoutout to all the people who took time in decorating trump’s hollywood star the way it should be 

[illogical-vulcan-deactivated201]

millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 

[bigduckenergy]

[kcalron]

Lesbian sex is so complicated

[defydamage]

What the fuck is this from? I’m wheezing.

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

@raedmagdon

[raedmagdon]

i’m dyING???

[rook-seidhr]

now I know where the chain fight in Scott Pilgrim came from

[prokopetz]

You know, it’s mostly the audio that’s making this video faintly ridiculous - the fight choreography is actually quite good. With better Foley work and a decent soundtrack, this would be pretty epic.

[swagintherain]