munching on your kneecaps

if i randomly stop posting one day tell my story

[ivipl1]

Hey guys, I got some ice cream for you,

[isda-bata]

he is overwhelmed and being a crybaby

[ecto-hazard]

He’s very happy about the news

[daydreamcahoot]

CONGRATULATIONS! THE MOST TUMBLR, THE MOST SEXYMAN 2026!

[chameshida]

Out dogged

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT

[catrabbasso]

THATS OUR MAN!!!!!!!!!

[kosmogrl]

[greelin]

fnaf 3 movie leak

[ninja-grace]

dietary restriction meal for dyslexics is alphabet soup

[secret-sageent]

Out here in the alchemy lab getting my gender affirming surgery…and by gender affirming surgery, let’s just say…heh…horrible transmutations of the body while retaining sentience of the mind leaving me in horrid pain and desperate for a death that will never come

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#kneadless comment

[danwithouttheplan]

Sprite sprite (a small pixel soda can floats past)

[g-o-d-s-l-a-y-e-r]

[samreich]

six seasons and a movie?

[simplefanatic]

Sleepovr

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

Woke up mad at the team that recovered Ötzi the Iceman again

[the-haiku-bot]

Woke up mad at the

team that recovered Ötzi

the Iceman again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]