ishtar, goddess of love, sex, fertility, and war

meli. 23. enfp. she/her. latina. i like dogs and pretty things.

[visuallyincorrect-deactivated20]

..and now for my next trick i will break my own heart by exaggerating my place in someone’s life

[loversurreal]

[vmae]

The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

[georgekinstanza]

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta

[vmae]

turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[valtsv]

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

[ohpineapple]

Captain Holt being his glorious self 

[persephoneinspace-deactivated20]

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

[way2haught]

[lovelaceisntdead]

Happy Pride month lads

[uponthepages]

05.18.18

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own

keanu reeves: literally cannot die

mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny

taika waititi: lesbian

dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here

tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were

mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami

[turing-tested]

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

[bester-jester]

love

[turing-tested]

kinky! i like it

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[virtuheaux]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[teamrocketing]

Y’know when people use the Tolkien quote “Not all those who wander are lost” as inspirational.. It’s just.. That line was referring to Sauron’s evil servants being around in Middle Earth.. Not about your boho journey to South Cali in a rented minivan..

[urulokid]

I don’t know where, when, or how OP pulled this from the depths of their asshole and decided to splatter it across the internet as Fact, and I really don’t care, because this is the full poem.

All that is gold does not glitter/Not all those who wander are lost/The old that is strong does not wither/Deep roots are not reached by the frost/From the ashes a fire shall be woken/Alight from the shadows shall spring/Renewed shall be blade that was broken/The crownless again shall be king.

In text, Bilbo fucking Baggins wrote that poem for Aragorn and the Rangers, who don’t have homes and wander around the West of Middle Earth generally being badass and saving people and protecting the good left in the world.

It’s not about the servants of Sauron. It’s not even close to being about Sauron. Go home, you’re drunk.

[ohtze]

I’m crying

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[conversecreeps]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my ACTUAL english final that I got a 97 on.