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charlesoberonn

crittizen

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

crittizen

like a wizard

thetuberculosisgay

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

thefoxconfessor

coronavirus stop ittttttt. like for real STOP

mariacallous

zenathered

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normal-horoscopes

UPDATE: Sources say Prince Phillip has crossed the Acheron and reached the Citadel of Adjudication in Limbo. When approached for comment, King Minos was quoted saying he was "Real excited for this one, real excited."

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BREAKING: Sources say judgment has been passed. Our team astral projecting into hell as spotted a pair of Imps carrying Prince Phillips shade on a pair of meathooks over the plains of Lust.

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UPDATE: An emissary from heaven appears to have arrived and interrupted Prince Phillips transportation deeper into hell. They appear to be carrying a young shade. At the time it is unclear what the aides of heaven want with the prince's shade.

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UPDATE: ITS DIANA WITH THE CHAIR

13lizardsinatrenchcoat

neil-gaiman

Change your last name u ain't even gay

I’ll get right on that.

paroxsys

this is the funniest post on this site. everyone go home. nothing is ever going to be better than actual neil gaiman, on tumblr dot com, answering this ask.

spongebobhappy10

you ok sponge bob?

Im not fucking playing with you son of a bitch

muppethole-deactivated20240312

wander-in-arda

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

archosaurians

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

notfunctioningshipper

theleftycanadianradical

When workers ask for a livable wage.

kbsd-moved

if i were showrunner i would have simply licensed ABBA

milfgeto

I’ve never seen a single episode of supernatural. Is this the ship everyone has been waiting to become canon? Because I get why

oddfuchsia

i sometimes forget that if u haven’t seen spn u would have absolutely no idea that misha collins had to put on this ridiculous fucking voice for 12 years

notedchampagne

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

when writing the romantic subplot of futurama they had no idea how important the himbo X girlboss dichotomy would be to the youth in the 2020’s

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

blue print

audliminal

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

naramdil

i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it