... That's a Pickle

Hi, I'm Andy Nonbinary‐Asexual‐Panromantic Rosie 💙 03/08/19 I do be 21 so if ur a minor and dont wanna interact or be mutuals bc of that I totally understand ovo

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[billyshakesqueer]

5 original posts remain

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[thedogeveryonehates]

You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs

[queen-of-the-dots]

Gale Dekarios

[whatagrump]

why the hell did they write it this way

[belovedgoofball]

Do not ask for whom the pussy willow pops. It pops for thee

[aaaaaarchive]

[nemi-n1ghtshade]

she's got places to be

[itsjustminormending]

She took a midnight train going anywhere

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[bakwaaas]

ai is making people way too comfortable with being incompetent stupid and useless… go learn some skills

[dykegerard]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Especially because I hear absolutely nothing but Australian accents and I'm so tired of it. I want an American girlboy gf. "Waahtermelon" yes bitch.

[larval-tear]

carr keys. starr worrs. superr duperr. etc

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Music to my ears

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Excellent work ladies

[evilbutnotinasexyway-deactivate]

[spiralstaircased]

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

[emmikatjohnson]

uh...

[keeperofthebees]

let's observe with mama

[teaboot]

So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently

[teaboot]

Breaking the law, even an unjust law, has consequences that not all can afford. But also a very large number of us are also very stupid, or very confused, or very lazy, and so it’s not unreasonable that someone at the bottom of the chain of command might make a typo, or misplace some paperwork, or leave a Friday afternoon email for Monday morning.

When something goes wrong, or an operation slows down, because a low-level worker somewhere sent a package to the wrong address or left someone on hold for an hour or didn’t fill out a particular form correctly- Do you immediately assume malicious intent? Or do you usually just brush it off as some underpaid idiot being bad at their job?

[teaboot]

You also gotta not brag about it. Keep your political opinions on the down low. Be noncommittal or ignorant or undecided. Say things like “I’ve never heard of that”, “where did you hear that?” or “that’s interesting, I heard a conflicting story from here, how weird”. Never be outwardly confidant of what you know. When there is a silence, don’t fill it- leave the space and let the other fill it for you. That’s how you get information, that’s how you find sources, that’s how you reduce the value of anything others get out of you.

Virtue signalling by wearing pins and ribbons and loudly declaring your place is not safe in some environments. It will place scrutiny on you and everything you touch. Nobody believes the guy who says “fuck my boss and everything he stands for” scratches the boss’s car by accident, even if it is an accident.

If you want to slow the march of a tank, filling the path with mud is going do more than laying down in front of it.

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[milanesa42]

[cannibalchicken]