Nix

‘98| He/Them | Aries | INFJ | UK | Icon from Korean manhwa ‘Solo Leveling’

[thepotatohunter]

where are my headphones I can’t see without my headphones

[wrigglewormz]

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

[batrachised]

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

[thatonebubblebitch]

Lord pls someone rp with me

[markiplier]

Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.

“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”

[thatonebubblebitch]

Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

[markiplier]

“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”

*takes 2 steps towards your podium*

[thatonebubblebitch]

IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S

[markiplier]

“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”

*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*

[thatonebubblebitch]

I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore

[markiplier]

“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”

*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*

[thatonebubblebitch]

NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E

[markiplier]

*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*

*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*

“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”

[boccher]

[dimentastic]

this is me every time my mii's interact with each other. game of the year 2026

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[turnways]

The full scene is worse lmao

[gryffon]

[todaysbird]

getting northern licked by a northern flicker

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats