Nithring

Cute Kobold Bard

[tredlocity]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

another bygone tumblr era i miss was the rise POST CANCELLED THEYRE PLAYINF THE SEVERANCE THEME AT THE COFFEE SHOP WHAT THE FUCK

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ITS A TRAP REMIX OF THE SEVERANCE RHEME????!! ON VALENTINES DAY??!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they went right back to mumford and sons shit immediately after it ended what the fuck was that..

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[thecrushheb]

theres been an old man convert at every temple thing for the past year, every service, just about every class too. he showed up in my intermediate hebrew class despite being in beginner hebrew just because he wants to keep learning as best as he can - in my kabbalah conversational class despite also being in intro to Judaism (my dad is taking it despite being an active jew for his whole life, i guess hes still learning some things), hes even in the ensamble in our Purim Spiel.

Anyway, his official conversion was Wednesday, and tonight was our Shabbat service where we celebrated him and I hadn't actually had too long of a conversation with him before, just enough to know he went to the same university as me, and that he seems like a really good guy. Rabbi said during their first conversation, Frank, this Italian man 84 years old, told him that he'd wanted to be Jewish for 60 years. I got really emotional emotional, and was not expecting to.

[quasi-normalcy]

I regret to inform you that doing drugs is no longer cool.

[theangryman]

it’s kinda funny how if you are wealthy you can publicly do illegal drugs but we have tons of people incarcerated in hell prisons for getting caught with like a g

[boybeetles]

Tumblr’s official twitter is horrible but they do really capture the man-centered fandom culture of this website

They got bullied so hard about this tweet and deleted it LMAO

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[redstonedust]

say what you want about homestuck but you gotta admit: absolute fire soundtrack for a webcomic, a media type that by all definition has no reason to have a soundtrack in the first place.

[squeakitties]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

new type of guy just dropped

[powerburial]

this is standard issue uncle

[musubeans]

[avalonjoan]

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

[eternalfarnham]

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

[i-suggest-vore]

I like this truck

[lets-steal-an-archive]

[7484853929297438282993949292]

this made me start laughing so hard I was crying and drooling

[paperrobins]

Did she just?? never question that again??? Did she ever find out about what happened with Jared or????

[gomjabbar]

i had a dream i was at a party and this girl was avoiding me and someone was like "yeah she said you weirded her out during covid" and i said "what, no i didn't" and i checked my messages and the first & only text i sent to her in 2020 was a 6 minute long video of a knight dismembering another knight with a sword

[sigynpenniman]

My absolute favorite Alexander Siddig story - and oh boy I have a lot of favorites - is that one day he noticed everyone on the DS9 set was suddenly asking him these weird very carefully phrased gentle questions like hey buddy, how you doing? you feeling alright? Can we get you anything? you know you can always come to us for help if you need it and he was like wtf why is everyone being weird and it turned out that he had been showing up to set late and generally looking tired and the whole crew thought he had gotten into hard drugs but in reality what he was doing was staying up till 4 AM every night playing Ultima Online

[human-pet-they]

girl who has at most irritated another person: i'm evil i actually deserve to die

guy who is responsible for derailing at least a dozen separate people's lives: the way john wick reloads his gun looks badass but it's actually also really efficient