N i x i e n

24. Something. Taken.

[kristina100000]

queens of keeping their sex life to themselves

[91837439298272-282828-deactivat]

some of you could take notes

[thyrell]

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I now pronouns you he and him

[marisatomay]

i saw a few versions of this on tw*tter but it bears repeating. john mulaney is never going to see your shitty little takes and “jokes” about addiction and rehab. but your friends who are struggling with addiction and substance abuse and trying to overcome the stigma around going to rehab and seeking help will. especially now when the increase in addiction that occurs during the holidays is compounded with the pandemic. i wish john all the best. i’m so proud of him and everyone else struggling right now. it’s so hard to ask for help. don’t be an asshole.

[moonskek-deactivated20251028]

“Albino Moose” by Johan Brunzell

[darkmoonstruck]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Megamind the musical would slap though: 

The transition between kid Megamind and adult Megamind being the kid Megamind blowing up the school and adult Megamind emerging from the blue smoke in full villain costume, complete with manic laughter 

Roxanne’s opening number being her trying to write a piece for the museum opening “An ocean inside a bigger ocean…” 

A reprise of the above song when she’s singing about Megamind and her confused feelings for him

Megamind and Roxanne’s sad duet in the rain “Love Someone Like You/Love Someone Like Me” 

BLACK MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hal’s evil rampage song “Under New Management.” 

Megamind and Minion’s duet about their weird but special friendship 

Metroman’s “I have eyes that can see” starting off silly but slowly transitioning into a sad ballad about how, unlike Megamind, he’s never loved his assigned role and wants to be his own person, doing what he loves

“I’m Bad” being the closing number

[underwhelmed-mayhem]

How DARE you. How dare you present this thing, this thing that does not exist, that has never been, that will never be, and make me crave it with such an intensity that I am physically ANGRY at not having it right now.

[anotherconservator]

This display in Ashmolean Museum shows how touching artwork affects material.

[saintartemis]

This is why museum staff get really upset when visitors touch stuff Please don’t touch the collection objects!

[hydro-homies]

[bard-like]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[injuries-in-dust]

[gifak-net]

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

[tamagotchivevo]

aw hell no

[unseeliequeen-deactivated201904]

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

[nebula-cnidaria]

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

[gummygomamon]

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

[theparadoxmachine]

As a side note, as a Texan I can confirm that mockingbirds are total trolls who will also mimic thr sounds of babies crying and phones ringing so deer are definitely not the only ones getting freaked out by them

[gsjsnsnqkkwnw]

[rcktpwr]

we’re killing our planet

[a-lizard-in-disguise]

hamg on i gotta find smthn

[a-lizard-in-disguise]

[la-femme-de-stardust]

mine craf

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anomiris]

[tredlocity]

[justintaco]

[moonskek-deactivated20251028]

“Albino Moose” by Johan Brunzell

[darkmoonstruck]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]