NJdrummerJake

[jaubaius]

Wild animals reacting to a mirror

[northstarfan]

I love that it takes that last bb about 5 seconds to decide it’s a toy. XD

[wizardsexmachine]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

Sometimes I'm glad jellyfish have no central nervous system and just vibe. Can you imagine being able to think while this happens?

[dateaboysuggestions]

heck

[morinokunikara]

please watch your profanity, there are kids on here

[dateaboysuggestions]

oh shit sorry

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sunflowr-rain]

[bored-and-dreadful]

[whatsupbeanie]

That one time we got accidentally locked out of the house. I remember that FOR ME it was a fun adventure!

[kingscrown666]

THIS IS ADORABLE

[rocktheholygrail]

Jason + Molotov cocktails

[bentejam]

Percy and Annabeth’s Reunion! I love this moment, I had to draw it

[memesandlaughs]

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[sushinfood]

I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT

[weltinator]

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*

[boh-forse-mah]

:)

[dreamers-queen]

Spite is the greatest muse

[abandoned-as-mustard]

humans don’t change

[glompcat]

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.

[catchymemes]

[sixpenceee]

“The dark blue bottom of an iceberg that just rolled over “ by reddit user Sarahjaha

[fairlyavg]

get Aang outta there

[theincrediblemoonchild]

Reblog to help save the Avatar!

[seabasse]

[domesticateddog]

MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: PLEASE SURVIVE

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]