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[furiousfinnstan]

@stvksn on ig

[krillbeans]

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

[qillermeme]

i love this more and more every time i see it.

[thiskindoflifeisalliknow]

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.

[nkrums]

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope you’ve refused to forgive him. 💀

[millennialsargueback]

[hugealienpie]

Another popular one, especially in wealthier US families, was that your son would “move to Europe,” and then a few months later your “niece” would move into town and live in his old bedroom.

Trans isn’t new. We just have to know how to look for it in history.

[the-haiku-bot]

Trans isn’t new. We

just have to know how to look

for it in history.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[marjoree]

[theconcealedweapon]

[noctumsolis]

I'm really not sure what argument this is intended to support.

[theconcealedweapon]

Capitalists claim to have earned their hoarded wealth because they own the tools that the workers used, even though it was actually the workers who created that wealth.

[lollybliz]

Hey hi I've run into some truly galling information on tiktok so like

Y'all. If your doctor prescribes you antibiotics FUCKING TAKE ALL OF THEM OH MY GOD

If you stop when you 'feel better' you are not only allowing the infection to grab ahold stronger and set deeper but congratulations! You just signed up to be the incubator for the world's next variation on antibiotic resistant strains of what the fuck ever! Good job.

I cannot begin to describe the sheer number of commenter I just saw on a tiktok where the person was explaining how they didn't feel well, were they were telling them to 'just take the extra antibiotics you have lying around your house' fucking NO

Different antibiotics are for different things, even IF you actually were infected with something antibiotics can treat you won't have the right one you won't have enough and you're already fucked regardless because there were never Extra's to begin with! If there are pills left in the bottle you did it wrong.

Jesus h christ. If you're prescribed pills take them as instructed. Please.

[moonfighter1985]

Omg please please PLEASE take your antibiotics as instructed. Antibiotics are a precious resource. Eventually current antibiotics will stop being effective; if this happens before we have new options, people will die. Infections that we have been able to treat with antibiotics for so long that we have forgotten just how deadly bacterial infections are. So please stop demanding antibiotics for viral illnesses and PLEASE take your antibiotics as directed!

[elierlick]

I think about this a lot.

[is-the-post-reliable]

requested by anonymous:

RATING: RELIABLE

Source: ‘The math checks out. In 2019, the median annual earning for women was $47,299. For men, it was $57,546. Averaged together, that’s about $52,423.The cost of the average home in the same time was $377,700. That is about 14 percent of the median salary.’

[nkrums]

Wow!

[girlhugger]

i swear yall need to watch spongebob docupants im dying 

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: March 3rd, 2021

[slipping-into-madness]

[eco-situationism]

[saywhat-politics]

[liberalsarecool]

Four day work weeks are coming. Every country that tests sees positive results.

Progressive ideas are better for your life. Conservatives would rather you chained to your desk, licking your boss's boots.

[liberalsarecool]

Start with 'trickle down economics'.

[charlesoberonn]

Carter is underrated and Reagan sucks.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[actualverso]

Give salary increase and wfh plz

[thehappyfangirl]

Just completed an application for a new job - could use all the good luck

[toastbutteregg]

[nkrums]

It sure sounded fun. I was essential working and unable to quarantine. :(

[inthefallofasparrow]

In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I'm not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn't worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.

Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.

Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan' had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It's even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.