jojo i want to commit several war crimes

jojo brain rot, im so sorry everyone. he/him ✳️ not dying anymore i guess moved accounts to: @norsaeae

[nnorsae]

hi! i wanted to mention that i moved to @norsaeae so if you'd like to, you can follow me there!

this blog will remain abandoned cache unless i change my mind.

[eljardineroguapo420]

[citizen-zero]

[goodboydeathsquad]

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

[welter-and-waste]

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

[welter-and-waste]

[toccatainfsharpminor-deactivate]

Big Lebowski energy here

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

'Fuck it, let's go bowling '

Words to live by

[foxantoine]

me and some twitter mutuals have awakened an ancient demon and are talking about hetalia now

[zetrystan]

Punchy is all of us when we will try to work out after months of quarantine.

[nnorsae]

DTIYS i did on Instagram for @broachart of Narancia~

[haridraws]

my friends were like ‘is designing teapots a good use of your time while making a 600+ page comic’ but jokes on them, this teapot will appear on at least 2 pages, so

[nnorsae]

comic series: the forest is hungry and you're 4 dumb kids who know no better

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teardropsandfiresparks]

[janjas]

WHY DID THIS JUST APPEAR ON MY COMPUTER

[bobacupcake]

i [23m] gave my girlfriend [21f] my discord password and she used it to hack into my account to change my theme from dark theme to light theme the new age of cyber crimes is here

[toastyboobs]

[bobacupcake]

anyways my favorite replies to this are the ones asking why im 23 meters tall and my girlfriend is 21 feet tall

[fairylightsphil]

[retrogamingblog2]

Animal Crossing Embroidery Hoops made by FawnFloss

[desperatelyseekingsanity1-deact]

[mapsontheweb]

Norway compared to Eastern United States.

[bogfox]

that’s our secret underwater norway

[combativeplatypus]

Why does it say “Bermuda” in the middle of the ocean

[setheverman]

come on buddy you can figure this one out

[expressions-of-nature]

Flakstadpollen, Norway by Adrian Szatewicz

[kaijutegu]

Mystic Aquarium is also letting its animals visit each other during this time of great boredom. Get you a partner who looks at you like this sea lion looks at this tegu.

[kotaku]

The End, by Alister Lockhart.

[walkinchicken]

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

[purplebloodedmajesty]

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

[nbkatara]

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

[songofsunset]

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

[steppsful]

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’