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lornasallydane

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

wavepriisms

maelwife

Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire

achillesinhighheels

cognitohazardous

my luminous mama

spekterjester

i was so moved by this picture i had to draw it

marisatomay

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

wizardarchetypes

he’s made more than one of these and they’re making me insane because for two days i haven’t been able to stop saying ‘i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! he’s’ (x)

wizardarchetypes

i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! i knew it, he's a vampire! he's a vampire, i knew it! i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it!

bewbin

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

xalatath

Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink

rockdistributor100

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

grumfy

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.