an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
A relic…
*touches ground*
I haven’t seen you in years,,,
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies

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Cosimo Galluzzi
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
Stranger Things
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

gracie abrams
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shark vs the universe

izzy's playlists!
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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pixel skylines
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@nobodyinparticular10
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
A relic…
*touches ground*
I haven’t seen you in years,,,
Sonic the hedgehog would use the fuck outta this
They even got it right down to the color palette. Damn.
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
Wizards (1977)
Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??
Non cooking spray stick
Non spray stick cooking
Non cooking stick spray
yeah okay ill reblog that
if you came up to me and said you're in a time loop, i would believe you every time
if you came to me and said you were in a time loop, i'd believe you every time
if you told me you were in a time loop, i would believe you every time
if you ever told me you're in a time loop, i'd believe you every time
wait, why does this feel familiar?
if you came to me and said we were in a time loop, i'd believe you every time
wait, why am i getting deja vu?
if you came up and told me we were in a time loop together, i'd believe you every time
wait..... oh.
let me guess, we're in a time loop. i know. what are we gonna do?
yeah yeah, we're in a time loop together. i know. what are we gonna do?
i told you twice already, i know. we're in a time loop together. so, what are we gonna do?
so, we're in a timeloop together. what are we gonna d-
...what? you don't remember?
hey. do you... remember the time loop?
From Adam Serwer's "Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong" (Gift Link)
"The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone."
Well that's a banger of a line
The only way to talk to these people.
PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT
Rex is believed to have been the dog of John E. Stow, one of the city’s longest-practicing fruit merchants until his death in 1884. For years, people have gathered sticks and fallen branches to place at the loyal dog’s resting place. Situated under a tree with plenty of sticks around, visitors often leave a stick across Rex’s paws as a tribute. Someone even left a picture of their own dog there, perhaps a beloved pet who had passed away, as if to say, “Rex, look after my little one.”
Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
20th Anniversary of Neil, WOOOOOOOO
think i forgot to post this one here whoops.
also on bsky
I Need This Pin (VIA AVAILABLE HERE)
YOOOOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW BADLY I NEED THIS
Send me the money to buy this pin please
I wanted to revisit sock princess
such a primo Liefeld gun, I wonder if he even knows he's shooting it?
Youngblood #3 (2026) "art" by Rob Liefeld
Dude, that's the kind of gun that I'd draw. (Seriously, I'm not great at drawing in general.)
I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years
Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times
one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word
One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams
There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.
too much to document, but god damn we can try
Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame what say you?
I wander these hallowed halls, curious of those who came before. Though darkness conceals these chambers, at times it pulls back around a wall or column, saturated in years of engravings. This one, I discover chipped and aged, tells of one who wandered these hallowed halls, curious of those who came before.
man, undertale ran on a weird game engine
* you open the hood
* there's a little white dog on a treadmill