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[nobodynoteventherainn]

[nobodynoteventherainn]

[nobodynoteventherainn]

[nobodynoteventherainn]

[nobodynoteventherainn]

[vasoconstriction]

[carbonated-eggnog]

I just saw Paul McCartney on the television at the hotel I'm currently at. He was next to two other famous people, but I didn't focus on them. I actually threw up. It was embarrassing. The hotel staff told me that it was fine, and that I might want to just go and they could take care of it. It was not fine, though. It was just a reminder that he is still out there, and I have yet to curse him. I apologized, (though it was Sir Paul McCartney’s fault, not my own) and felt as though I was about to cry. No, I didn’t cry. I looked up to the TV screen again, and he was gone. Instead, some news about gas prices. I got paper towels as I muttered to myself…cursing paul….cursing paul… Perhaps it was the rancid Mac and Cheese I had tasted earlier? NO. It is Paul. As he grows older, his powers grow stronger. I feel that I, Eggnog, the Antibeatle, have not been doing enough. Being the Antibeatle is hard… am I a failure?

[carbonated-eggnog]

Paul McCartney must suffer

[carbonated-eggnog]

I just went to warn somebody that was on the brink of getting consumed by Beatle Propaganda

Under normal circumstances- (AKA if I was not chosen to be the Antibeatle) this would not have happened.

His malice is consuming me.. and I am not doing enough to ward him off.

I am juggling spreading the truth, cursing Paul, cursing Paul, and keeping track of the BeatleTimeline.

Soon I will have to ask for help......

[thesehandsarestainedred]

i fucking hate grandpa joe, he's a manipulative bastard who lied to his entire family about being able bodied, and for what?? so he could watch his entire family struggle to take care of him, and the three other elderly in the house who couldn't take care of themselves?

grandpa joe literally does an entire fucking dance, sooo fucking happy that charlie got the fucking golden ticket no FUCK THAT fuck grandpa joe

[tomandjerrysdivorcelawyer]

This is a grandpa Joe hate blog!!! Fuck him!!!!

[phozei-deactivated20260426]

Fuck grandpa Joe

[nobodynoteventherainn]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[dogpuppy]

I heard about a deity of sorts at the local Cracker barrel. I drove the 20 minutes to get there in my shitty car, walked past the old crackers at the door smiling greedily at my young son… but what I saw inside took my breath away.

I am a changed woman, I feel insane right now, like I just truly found god or something, her beauty knows no bounds. Her grace is endless. She’s battery powered and can be taken on the go, I had to have her. As I write this long stupid ass post I see her glowing and sparkling next to my bed… and now you shall see her too…

Puppy dog cater pillarrrr

[dogpuppy]

[pumpkinsy0]

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