We See You See Us

Just trying to be better today than I was yesterday. '98 disabled she/they(said in the way a person might describe a vehicle) Header: my rescued pet rock. PFP: my snek

[nochreinerken]

[viralfrog]

[cameoamalthea]

Things to do with your twin

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[teaboot]

Why do you become mutuals with random people?

This is the follow random people website

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[kuromisgh0st]

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

[kosmogrl]

where do you see yourself in 10 tumblr posts

[mi-ciudad]

you know what gets my goat?

[mi-ciudad]

el chupacabra

[sparkleyiff]

"This post aged like a fine wine" ok well then im brewing some fucking toilet moonshine. Do you mind?

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[mynorthernattitude]

I would love to unclench my jaw one day

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[henstomper]

people keep telling me its "narcissistic" to build an army out of clones of myself but it'd be a lot weirder if they were clones of someone else right

[i-am-a-fish]

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby