Ever seen a fancy Zombie?

Personal blog. I post my drag and cosplays sometimes. Mostly reblogs of pretty things. Whoop.

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Matt Mercer: [Starts describing a man in a red robe who's got a secret hidden study dedicated to studying the planar system]

Me, a wise TAZ nerd: Why yes Matthew and Barold, I am, in fact, afraid.

[notraylen]

Brian. Please.

[heartsnmagic]

[wanderingcas]

who is old enough to be part of the fanfic.net era where we literally talked to our characters? like, had conversations with them?

cause I do. as a lonely child of 12 who had no friends, it was a favorite pasttime of mine to boot up the dial-up internet and type out imaginary conversations with ouran high school host club characters in the beginning notes before even starting the damn chapter (which was inevitably 500 words long and absolutely awful)

[castielsdisciple]

Modern Author’s Note on Ao3: might discuss some possible triggers, thank readers for comments, apologize for a delay in update, etc–talking to reader, essentially.

Author’s Note on FFN back in 2010: 

Author: Y’all are gonna love this cahpter!!!! [Character] not sooooo much

Character:…wh–what’s gonna happen?

Author: Don’t worry about it! ^.^

Character: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME??

Author: ;)

Character: D:

those were dark, dark days, man. Today’s Fandom Freshman are sure lucky they missed this. 

[tenoko1]

This when right alongside the detailed disclaimers to avoid lawsuits.

[hazeldomain]

Don’t forget that the author was broken into at least five separate voices, ‘Inside Out’ style.

[officialgleamstar]

or where you would have ask blogs for your ocs except it was just in a ff.net story. basically an entire classic authors note except people would ask questions. that was my childhood.

[zwritestuff]

Y'all forgot that sometimes we also appeared in the middle of the text with notes like “(author: noooo >:( character is such a b*tch!!!! character: I’M NOT!!!!)” And it was the crimgiest shit ever but we had fun doing it lmao

[randomsplashes]

this tweet gets me

[asofterfan]

mE

[brilleg]

hellish rebuke 🦄

[cellobotomy]

made this 4 u, @critrolecloset

[cellobotomy]

a followup

[coconutmilkyway]

a medicinal herb!

I just finished the lord of the rings movies and I almost forgot how much i love that world <3 elves and dwarves are so cute help. i love how legolas and gimli went on adventures together after the war like how adorable is that like honestly

[thedruidsforest]

Happy holidays and blessed Yule specifically to the Pagans and witches who aren’t out of the broom closet yet and thus can’t celebrate out in the open. I wish you happiness, warm tea, and gracious smiles. Your time will come, I promise.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Sasha Vinogradova

[michaelnordeman]

Vålådalen in Jämtland, Sweden.

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[robotlyra]

The best part is that they seem to be learning how to make their own chocolate croissants.

[deactivated-blog]

Don’t use the tarot only because you want to know what will happen next or you might lose sight of what is happening now. Instead, use the tarot to understand why and how. You influence your future through action and attitude, not through cards.

Benebell Wen, “Holistic Tarot”

[hashtagloveloses]

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nothing is more fucking cathartic than 8 full minutes of the mcelroy brothers ripping into fantastic beasts and dragging johnny depp through the mud

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[melaphantastic]

Reindeer photoset, as promised.

[evildoctorrocketsciencemonster]

I’m in love with this.

[nocluesleft]

Cannot believe she queued this so far in advance to post. Miss you Cris. ♡

[pon-raul]

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

[pon-raul]

why are rich people like this lmao

[priceofliberty]

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

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[eggorf]

rich people have no idea what anything is worth