if you can give an advice to your superhero <character> in advance, what would you say to him?
w: or her.
w: stop caring what other people think.
h: let your guard down.
l: speak up.
w: way to go, guys.
h: we nailed that.
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if you can give an advice to your superhero <character> in advance, what would you say to him?
w: or her.
w: stop caring what other people think.
h: let your guard down.
l: speak up.
w: way to go, guys.
h: we nailed that.
🥹🫶
And what about your hat? Uh, the hat? The helmet? Yeah. Whatever you want to call it. It's, like, cool. Right? You like it?
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
wheres that post about how people feeling the need to be smarter than you makes them blind to you fucking with them
I think I saw it next to the report of how silky smooth shark skin is
This is wildly accurate.
The Montana Standard, Butte, Montana, February 7, 1954
Scorpius Malfoy Headcanons
Listen I’m on the fence about The Chused Child, but I think we can all agree that Scorpius Malfoy is to be protected at all costs, and his relationship with his father is precious. So, here are a few pointless fluffy headcanons, some that fit in with TCC canon and some will not. Ahem.
- In a tradition that started when he was four years old, Scorpius and Astoria wake up super early on Father’s Day–waayyy early, they know Draco is an early riser–and make a big, extra special breakfast. They make crêpes with sliced fruits and caramel sauce, because Draco has a sweet tooth but hardly ever indulges in it. Astoria had to shoo away worried house elves the first couple years, but after a while they understand that Mistress and Young Master in the kitchen does not mean they’re doing a bad job. Draco is surprised and touched every single year.
- Con’t. In the same tradition, Draco and Scorpius spend weeks planning Astoria’s Mother’s Day, which will consist of a luxurious spa for her and her sister Daphne the day before, and a family outing on the actual holiday. Scorpius will pick the type of outing–theater, picnic, museum, etc.–and Draco will handle the details. She is always thrilled.
- When Scorpius makes friends with Albus Potter, he writes a letter to Harry Potter within the first week. Albus is, thus far, his only friend, and it certainly looks like it will stay that way for a while. The last thing he wants is to lose that. He writes explaining how grateful he is that Albus is so nice to him, and that Scorpius is not his father, and he promises to be the best friend Albus could ask for. He receives a response the next morning, in which Harry tells him that he was never worried. His son knows how to pick the right sort. Harry also asks Scorpius to give his best to his father.
- McGonagall makes Scorpius nervous for no good reason. Even in the later years, when the air had been cleared concerning his family name, Scorpius was prone to babble in front of the imposing woman, oftentimes before she’d even greeted him in passing. It was, in fact, one of these instances that warmed her up to the young boy. She’d approached him and Albus in a corridor in their first year and politely asked after their general wellbeing, as one does. Scorpius shared with her a very detailed report on this thing called an “iPhone” Albus had told him about, covering everything from gigabytes to color to durability, stating that he intended to ask his parents for one for his birthday. McGonagall, quite taken aback, couldn’t quite bite back her amused grin.
- Draco told Scorpius about his involvement in the war when he was eight. Scorpius had known a little bit before that–he had picked up on the fact that they were treated differently when he was much younger–but he’d never been given details. It was a long and difficult conversation, and when his father was finished, Scorpius had hugged him and told him that he still loved him. It was the first, and one of the only, times Scorpius had seen his dad cry.
- Scorpius did get mad about that years later. In his fourth year, a group of Gryffindors corner him and give him a bloody nose, and spell a quill to draw a sloppy Dark Mark on his arm. It is the final straw. When Draco and Astoria are called to Hogwarts about the incident, Scorpius yells at his father in McGonagall’s office, blaming him for everything, telling him that he hated the fact that they looked so alike and that everywhere he went, someone automatically hated him. Draco said nothing. Scorpius gets special permission from McGonagall that weekend to go home to surprise his parents, and to convince his dad that he didn’t mean anything he said, and that he still loves him.
I have to respond via reblog because this isn’t my main blog. Sooo… here we are :)
@noctowl I’d just like to say that I agree–it is very well done. That’s one of the reasons I keep going back to it. There were truly a lot of elements that were so lovely and true to the characters and the story. In fact, I genuinely agree with the characterizations of the next gen characters, Albus and Scorpius in particular (I’ve been imagining them as Slytherin besties in my head since DH was released). I think there is a lot of good to be had. In fact, most of what I adore about it is the characters and how they handle each other. That’s great.
–To those of you who say it reads like fanfiction…yes, it does. It’s a play. They’re very overt, they all sort of read like fanfiction. It’s always better on stage :)
…I get hung up about the plot though. It’s the time turner thing, I guess. It strikes me as sort of lazy? Almost? And it bothers me that the type of time travel doesn’t line up with Prizoner of Azkaban time travel (In PoA, time is treated as static–Harry and Hermione looped time, and even though they interfered, nothing changed. In TCC, time is volatile. Granted, saving someone from death is a bit bigger than going back an hour for classes, but usually time travel will only be treated one way or the other in its respective media; thanks to the existence of TCC, it’s not treated as both.)
Also, the plot of A Very Potter Sequel is time-turner dependent, and I don’t quite know how to reconcile the two in my mind.
I don’t want to discount anyone’s opinion!! My gosh, no. It’s not my favorite, but I do like it. It’s like…I’ll watch The Godfather because it’s an objectively great film, but I’m also gonna watch Pirates of the Carabbean 4 because it’s fun and I like myself. At its absolute worst, The Cursed Child is like, my PoTC4.
That's completely fair. i'm glad that you enjoyed it! I always try to urge people to watch the play before judging because it's honestly not fair to judge based on a medium it wasn't meant to be presented in. It's like if you judged a novel by the blurb on the back. It shows you a synopsis..but you're missing the best bits of it. I do think everyone's opinion is valid, although I've seen a lot of people judge it without even reading the script, which is frustrating. It's sort of a group think thing at this point.
I do want to point out something about the time turner, which is what most people seem to have issues with. And that's that the time travel in PoA actually breaks canon within PoA. In PoA, while the major events could be described at static, the way that time turning is explained in the book itself largely goes against that. In theory, if time turners worked strictly as such, then there a) would be no use for them and b) would at the very least have less restrictions. The "loop" theory if you will wouldn't allow any of the disastrous results that the ministry has put protections in place to prevent. And, if these results were to happen, they would happen regardless (if that makes sense) - once again, deeming the precautions pointless. Again, this contradiction (or break in "canon", if you will) is present in PoA itself, where there's mention of people going back in time and accidentally killing themselves, or even in Pottermore where there's mention of people being unborn. Which makes me think the wibbly wobbly time stuff in HP is a lot more complicated than we understand. IMHO, the time turning in Cursed Child actually makes more sense in this regard and arguably follows the canon that was set forth in PoA through wizarding history more than the misadventures that occur in the book.
One thing I will say is that I agree it could be taken as lazy writing, but for a different reason entirely. Their use of the time turner allowed them to revisit characters and stories versus just telling an entirely new one. It tried very hard to appeal to the nostalgia of the viewer. That said, I actually think the time turning was done well and it comes across BEAUTIFULLY on stage (the boot actually doesn't even do it justice). Had PoA not broken the laws set in place in the book itself (i.e. the warnings and history given), I feel like the way it worked in Cursed Child would have actually flowed more organically and overall made more sense.
OKAY it's late and I'm rambling.. And I hope this doesn't sound argumentative because I really do respect your opinion - and if you absolutely HATE the time turning I get that, because time travel actually as a concept is usually a poor choice for any show/book/play/etc. for the very reason that it's pretty hard to make follow a set guide of rules. Buuuuuttttt I just had to point out the canon/rules of the hp universe, bc I feel like people only take PoA time travel at its face value.
I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW but if you ever want to talk CC or Harry Potter or SCORPIUS HEADCANONS which are my favorite (and I did enjoy yours!!) lemme know :)
ALSO sorry if any of this is incomplete or doesn't make sense...again it's late
Anthony and Sam talking about how Albus and Scorpius ruined their posture ♡
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Alex talking about Draco's life 19 years later
NYC Comic Con 10.5.18
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Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump
If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*
he protec but he also attac
I’d watch a whole season of Michael Langdon just roasting people.
alwaysyourbaby:
desert-revolution:
I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up. Imagine spending seven of the most important years of your life being told that you were part of the bad house and therefore bad yourself. Everyone boos your quidditch team. All the houses will hang out with everyone except you. You grow up being hated by your fellow students and many of your teachers.
Now imagine someone comes along and tells you that you’re not worthless and bad. That you’re invited to join a family where you will right the wrongs committed against you. You have the opportunity to be wanted and powerful instead of a hated outcast. Several of your former classmates are telling you how great it is. How you’re welcomed and needed. These are the kids you grew up with. The classmates who went through all the same things you did. Being a Death Eater sounds pretty good now.
I’ve been waiting for a post like this.
THIS.
BLESS THIS POST
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thank
I was always bothered by the scene at the end of book 7, when the students are asked whether they want to fight the incoming Death Eater army. The Slytherin students are all like, “Uh. No?” And they’re treated like terrorists for it. In the movie, they’re even locked in the school dungeons while everyone cheers.
Did nobody stop to think and realize that if the Sytherin students had stood and fought, they would have been facing their own parents on a battlefield? Even if some of them weren’t really on board with the whole Death Eater thing, expecting them to fight was just cruel. They were children. The oldest of them were seventeen. Babies. And their own professors were asking them to shoot illegal killing spells at Mum and Dad.
Imagine you are a Slytherin and you are staying behind to defend your school and maybe restore some honor to your House. The other students are all giving you mistrustful glares. You know they’re waiting for you to start hitting them in the back with stunning spells. You consider doing it, too, because you’re already starting to regret the choice you made.
Then the battle begins, and you are up against a crowd of strangers who aren’t strangers at all. You recognize voices, muffled behind masks but still piercingly familiar. Your uncle. Your cousin. Your best friend’s big sister.
And then you see a tall man in expensive grey robes. A moment later you notice the small, curvy woman next to him, wand ready. They are guarding each others backs.
You recognize their shoes.
I always though this. And at the end of The Philosopher’s Stone? Slytherin had worked incredibly hard, and Dumbledore made sure that just enough points were given to students who had done about a million things against the school rules so that they would lose. I think that Slytherin house was victimised a lot, and I kind of hope now that the likes of Scorpius Malfoy won’t have to go through such prejudice. Perhaps, after the war, people realised that all Slytherins weren’t to blame Probably not, though.
Slytherins are kind of like pitbulls, no matter how many times you show a tame, ordinary one sitting there smiling enjoying life and bothering no one- or even doing something flat out heroic- 99% of the population are still going to think they’re a “bad breed” who needs to be exterminated
I’m not really on board with adding to Harry Potter canon post Harry Potter himself (and not gonna lie it’s entirely because of The Cursed Child *cough*) but I really wish J.K. Rowling would write something about a Slytherin who had to go through this crap, maybe they were a third or fourth year during the war and so they were really, REALLY babies who didn’t even KNOW the killing curses yet, and having to live with that kind of trauma, a shy, quiet child who honestly? kind of hates Harry Potter because when they look at him they don’t see a savior or a hero, they see an oppressor and a bully, and they come across Harry all those years later when their kids are Slytherins together and just…. have a confrontation, no magic, no wands, no battles, but just “Hey I know you were doing the right thing by stopping Voldemort and you’re awesome for that but just so you know, you guys really messed me up when I was a kid” and just see how all of that plays out
The thing with Slytherin is that Harry still probably sees it as the lesser house, he doesn’t see Draco and Snape as the norms for Slytherin, he sees them as the exceptions (and a quick sidebar here, a bully and a predatory creeper aren’t what I’d call good examples to begin with) and I GURANTEE you when he makes that speech about his son being in Slytherin he isn’t thinking “Slytherin is as good a house as all of the others”, he’s thinking “It’s still possible for good people to exist in Slytherin” wich is a world of difference
I also find it curious that we’re finally getting more Harry Potter canon (in film atleast) but so far the only indication we have of another Brittish wizard outside of our adorable lil’ Hufflepuff is …. you guessed it, an evil Slytherin
Honestly Slytherins have gotten such a bad deal with all of this and I really, really wish there’d be some real source material- outside of the little fun facts from Pottermore- that actually humanize Slytherins and show that not only are there plenty of good wizards in Slytherin, but that the SEVERE othering these kids are going through in that house is really traumatizing and dangerous
Butttt cc gave us literally the softest slytherin aka Scorpius Malfoy.
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