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This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible

coelasquid

It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.

should-be-sleeping

To win both of your opponents shoulders need to be on the mat.

mossandsnalls

SO THAT EXPLAINS IT THANK YOU

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@officialfist

officialfist

The dude doing that move is Daniel Bryan a guy who’s known for his technical skills. THAT move however is known as a “dick move” that lets him catch his breath mismatch

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Call that the Armadillo. The Pillbug Maneuver.

slavery

Girls that always have something weird to say are sexy

softchad

refinery29

One Haunting Video Shows “Beauty Through The Decades” In New Light

Karolina Żebrowska’s “Beauty Through The Ages” video shows not only on the glamorized versions of women but also the real, middle and lower class women as they lived in the past century.

GIFS VIA.

silvermarmoset

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU.

silvermarmoset

Reblogging again because this is the ONLY “fashion through time” video that does it right. All the others glamorize/modernize the eras WAY too much, esp. considering they’re claiming historical accuracy. This is the only one that truly nails it.

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@wasteland-mama

peachdoxie

Instead of using the phrase “it’s five o clock somewhere” as an excuse to start drinking, I propose we use the phrase “it’s bedtime somewhere” as an excuse to start sleeping.

cipheramnesia

Why not both?

peachdoxie

Because I don’t like alcohol culture

alionessespride

My family uses the ‘it’s five o’clock somewhere’ as in wine and cheese hour

But none of us drink

So it’s just.

Fancy cheese and cracker hour.

peachdoxie

This is galaxy tier

aquilacalvitium

@peachdoxie

ribly

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thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

witchscarlet

Rating the Red Circle Emojis

Apple:

6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.

Google:

5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.

Microsoft:

7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.

Samsung:

3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.

Twitter:

9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah.

emojidex:

-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this.

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