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nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

catherinebunnington

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

jell-o101

"We want more complicated female characters!"

Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.

blackstar5078

Important tags to include actually.

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

bloodhailmp3

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

teaboot

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

fairycosmos

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

daily-bunbuns

The bunny of the day is ... chip bunny!!!

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

vaspider

I listen to this song at least 2 or 3 times a week and multiple phrases from it have become vocal stims in our house.

#friend of Dorothy is a new favorite #glados could pull this off #I call myself a fairy now and bottom bitch

the-irreverend

And stay safe everyone!

justagirlinacape

Just so we’re all clear:

Things that you SHOULD NOT deadname

Trans women

Trans men

Non binary people

Any other trans identity that doesn’t fit into those three

Cis people who changed their name

Anyone who goes by a different name then the one their parents gave them regardless of how “good” of a person they are, or your personal feeling towards them

Things that you SHOULD deadname

Twitter

the-haiku-bot

Any other trans

identity that doesn’t

fit into those three

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sawed-on-shotgun

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

#I unfortunately don’t need to imagine #the horrors

heme3nc

not to sound like i hate love. but I'm so glad I'm aromantic because it sounds like torture to not be able to have your own space, sharing a bed, a bathroom, fridge, friends, free time? There ain't no way a diamond ring and kissing is worth giving that up.