Anything but Archetype

your local arrogant piece of shit. I follow enough porn blogs, guess I gotta let yall know I'm 28. they/them

[weaseltotheface]

Imagine being trapped in a disaster zone, delirious and starving and injured and seeing a 6ft tall evil goat monster with a chainsaw walking jerkily towards your position where you cannot run or hide

[noeyecontactpleasse]

Being friends with straight men is tough sometimes. They tell me they have piping hot tea, and then it isnt. But theyre so excited to gossip, I gotta encourage it!

[noeyecontactpleasse]

Dont tell me this tea is hot when it's practically a cold glass of water.

The real tea is how you are actively setting foundations to pursue a relationship with your roommate while her ex (of 2 months) boyfriend (of 3 years) is still living with all yall :) THATS the piping hot tea baby, the fact that her ex hooked up with someone 2 weeks ago is NOT piping hot tea; especially when she doesnt care what he does anymore. 🤷

[noeyecontactpleasse]

Being friends with straight men is tough sometimes. They tell me they have piping hot tea, and then it isnt. But theyre so excited to gossip, I gotta encourage it!

[noeyecontactpleasse]

I think everybody deserves to have beef with one beloved historical figure. For enrichment.

[laurajameskinney]

there needs to be a gender neutral word for niece/nephew that a) doesnt make explicit reference to them being your siblings kid b) doesnt sound fucking stupid

[laurajameskinney]

like you cant call a human being your nibling. you just cant.

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[noeyecontactpleasse]

The masculine urge to bleed out by a small lake or river

[noeyecontactpleasse]

Hey what are our thoughts on gatekeeping fujoshis to just allies?

There's some bs discourse on tiktok right now about straight women not wanting to date bisexual men for [inset crazy homophobic/biphobic reason] and then hiding behind the "we dont owe anybody our bodies"/"no is a full sentence" excuse when confronted with it.

Now, I KNOW that these women were frothing at the mouth for Heated Rivalry not a few months ago, but are refusing to reflect inwards on their own homophobic biases.

I think a little gatekeeping couldn't hurt here, idk.

[beardedmrbean]

[animentality]

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[fairycosmos]

so they can build ai data centres at the drop of a hat but they still can’t make a strap on dick that becomes part of you genuinely for half an hour

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[msilverstar]

World heritage post